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Kisumi: Promise me that you won't start any fights this time

Asahi: Fine, I promise I won't start any fights

Kisumi: Thank you

Asahi: I will finish them, though

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Nagisa, on the phone with Rei: Turn
around

Nagisa: The other way

Nagisa: No, the other other way

Nagisa: One more time

Rei: WHERE ARE YOU?!

Nagisa: Oh I'm not there yet, but the thought of you turning around in circles like that is really funny

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Nao: What's in the suitcase?

Natsuya: Vodka

Nao: You brought a whole suitcase full of vodka?

Natsuya: Of course not. I brought mixers too, I'm not an alcoholic

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Ikuya: I can't sleep, there’s a monster under my bed

Natsuya: That’s silly, there's no such thing as a mo- OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, it only eats younger brothers, goodnight!

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Rin: It's called cauliflower,
Momo. It’s not ghost broccoli

Momo: *staring blankly at the wall*
I know what I saw

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Nagisa: There's no "I" in team, but
there's one in pizza!

Rin: So you're not going to share?

Nagisa: I am not going to share

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Rin: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd

Rei: Do you have to call me a nerd all the time?

Rin: I said a lot of other really nice things too. Toughen up, nerd

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(Hi everyone, guess who’s back!)

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Nao: Natsuya was getting on my
nerves today so I told him I can't
wait to see what he has planned for
our special day tomorrow

Nao: There’s nothing special
about tomorrow

Nao: But there is something
special about watching his face as the panic sets in

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Sousuke: Rin and I have
agreed to never go to bed angry at
each other

Sousuke: We've been awake since
Friday

Rin: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

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Kisumi: Hey, can I have your
number?

Makoto: Sure, it’s-

Haru: *throwing Makoto’s phone to
the ground* Oh it’s broken, sorry

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[watching a nature documentary]

Narrator: Virtually nothing can survive in this environment

Rin, extremely defensive for no reason: I bet I could

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Kisumi: How petty can you be?

Hiyori: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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Ikuya: I’m fine

Hiyori: You don’t look like you’re fine

Ikuya: Then stop looking

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Ai: I can’t stop worrying about the tournament tomorrow, I need a distraction

Rin: Want Sousuke to flex and make all the buttons pop off his shirt?

Ai: Yes! He can do that?

Sousuke: The challenge is keeping the buttons on

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[future fish au]

Rin: You have the right to remain silent

Momo: Doesn't mean I have to

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Rin: I win

Sousuke: I’m literally pinning you down

Rin: I know

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Ikuya: So what’s your type?

Hiyori: Quiet, dedicated, oblivious, soft hair, pretty eyelashes...

Ikuya: That kind of sounds like me, it’s too bad that we’re just friends huh?

Hiyori: Did I mention oblivious?

Ikuya: Yes, why?

Hiyori: Just making sure

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Ai: I sure showed those guys, huh?

Ai: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

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Ikuya: I need help with this homework. Can you give me an example of a metaphor?

Natsuya: Hmm... “my life is a trainwreck”

Ikuya: I know, but will you help me or not?