Loki: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a net. I can stab someone's eyes out. I can make mittens.
Tony: … What was that middle part?
Loki: I can make a net.
Rhodey: Why were you late?!
Tony: I overslept
Steve: Its a wedding!
Tony: I overslept!
Loki in his wedding suit: You’re the groom!
Tony: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Tony: Can you imagine me saying “Go to your room! You’re grounded”?
Loki: Can you picture me saying “you’re grounded”?
Thor: You said that to me last week.
Loki: How hard is it?! No shoes on the furniture!
[Credit to @zenikaysani]
Tony: Loki doesn't show it much but he really does care about me!
Loki: I'd sell you to Thanos for one corn chip
Tony: *offended* I'm worth AT LEAST three!
Thor : But Isn’t it taking advantage of people?
Loki : It isn’t taking advantage of people if they’re stupid people.
Tony : Yeah, that’s why we have stupid people.
[Credits to @raggedycatra ]
Natasha: So, how was your first date with Loki?
Tony: *quietly* I don't wanna talk about it...
Natasha: What, so bad??
Tony: In the end of it he said "This was great, we should have dinner again"
Natasha: How is this a bad thing -
Tony: AND I ANSWERED "NO THANKS I'M FULL"
Loki: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning?
Tony: *seductively leaning against the counter* Just my love for you
Loki:
Loki: The toaster is on fire