incorrect gifted gang

documenting the gifted gang off-camera est. jan 1986 ★彡 admins: @winniethephuwin and @ohmonons

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hello! welcome to incorrect gifted, a new acc where we post incorrect quotes for the gifted gang everyday. hope you all enjoy! ❤️

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pang: ever been in love?

wave: once.

pang: how’d it end?

wave: it hasn’t.

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pang: [kicks the door open looking panicked]

wave: what did you do this time?

pang: NOBODY DIED

wave: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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ohm: so is this thing between pang and wave supposed to be a secret?

claire: hardly. the only people who don't know about pang and wave are pang and wave

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claire: without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world

jack: thanks for your sacrifice, jo

jo: WE HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE

[Tuco @tucotweets]

the bird the turtle

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pang: you liked my post from 3 months back

wave: it was an accident. i sneezed

pang: you also commented “hot ass shit” and fire emojis on all of my selfies

wave: i have a bad cold, pang

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punn: welcome to the Fuck Wave Club. in this club we all say “fuck you” to wave

pang, shoving breadsticks into his purse: oh god. there’s been a terrible misunderstanding. i need to quit the club

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claire: ohm, repeat after me

claire:

ohm: but you're not saying anything?

claire: exactly

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wave: damn it

claire: what?

wave: i just realised i forgot something at the store

claire: your keys?

wave: no

wave: pang

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mon: let's all try to be nic-

claire: you smell like dog poop!

wave: and you look like a dirty sewer rat!

punn: what a childish thing to say

pang: don't talk to my boyfriend like that!!

mon: i can't do this anymore, guys

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claire: has anyone told you how beautiful you are today?

namtan: no

claire: better luck tomorrow

namtan: what the fuck

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time: be the bigger person

grace: no? i'm 5'1 and bitter, YOU be the bigger person

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claire: so here's the tea

wave: claire, this is an emergency meeting

claire: listen, do you want the tea or not?

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wave: i have total faith in you

pang: there's like a 30% chance we'll both die

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wait no. i just realised i fucked up the joke. no oh my god guys pang is supposed to give claire the flowers 😭 fuck

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wave: you know, punn gives claire flowers every day. i wish you’d do that too

pang: okay

[the next day]

pang: [gives punn flowers]

punn: ??????

pang: i don’t know. i’m confused too

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pang: does anyone have any questions?

time: is this legal?

pang: does anyone have any relevant questions?

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@bnanoir HELP this is so funny 😭

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claire: i thought you had two accounts

pang: why?

claire: because wave only posts pictures of you

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ohm, running into the room: HEY HEY-

pang: shh! wave is sleeping

ohm, whispering: oh, sorry

pang, whispering: it's alright, what's up?

ohm, whispering: the kitchen is on fire