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Incorrect gentleman jack tweets feat Marian aka The Judgemental Express™// account proudly run by @charturnus & @walkerslister

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no one:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

anne lister: 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦... 𝘐 𝘞𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘈 𝘍𝘝𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘎𝘍

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

For all the fanfic lovers out here! Go check out my new fic!
Be warned, smut lies ahead!

[ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖 💛 @charturnus2]

I've written a new fic! Go check it out if you'd like!
https://t.co/gwswn13JR2

Animal attraction - Anne Lister/Marianna Lawton
‘’If she wanted to act like a whore, Anne would treat her like one.’’

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

*the listers at a picnic*
marian: helping servants serve the sandwiches and pour drinks

aunt anne: watching marian

jeremy: sleeping

anne: off across the hill chasing some game for dinner

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

@ashisatransboy absolutely! it’s definitely how i feel, seeing that i typed out absolutely about 5 times to get it correct!! ~S🎩

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

the ann(e)s when it comes to monday mornings:

anne: well it's a new day, new week, time to get a fresh start on everything i want to achieve this week. getting up early to get an early start to achieve more things in a day-

ann: shut upppp i'm still sleeeppinnggg i'm so tired

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

credit to @ashisatransboy

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*pre ep 3*
Eliza: I wonder why Miss Lister is always visiting Ann?
William: They're just friends
Eliza: *mumbles* with benefits

*post ep 3*
Eliza: WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THEY'RE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND I'VE WITNESSED IT WITH MY OWN EYES
William: oh, calm down it's not that bad!

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

credit to @ashisatransboy

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

Ann: good morning, did you sleep well last night?

Anne: apart from you waking me up crying because snakes don't have arms. I had to -

Ann: *sobs* but how are they supposed to grab their partners for a kiss like we do?

Anne: oh not again

#GentlemanJack #GentlemanJackHBO

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

@lizadye 10/10, great content. -C💛

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

@henchbeaver Now that's what I like to hear! -C💛

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

Anne: My wife will have to be of the highest standard.

Ann: [trips over her own feet, bumps into a lamp post and apologizes to it]

Anne: I want that one.

#GentlemanJackHBO #GentlemanJack

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

@AlexTulip6 I'm glad I made you laugh! That's what this account is for after all, spreading our daft humour far and wide! -C💛

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

Ann: It's not gay if I want to date Anne, but like as friends right?

Catherine: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.

Mrs Priestley [eating crisps]: I'm an expert. That's gay.

#GentlemanJackHBO #GentlemanJack

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

@gentlemanlister Can't lie, it made me wheeze laugh as I typed it out too. -C💛

[incorrect gentleman jack™️ @incorrectgj]

Marian: Hey, did you know there’s a rumour that you’re a lesbian?

Anne: rumour? RUMOUR? excuse me, are you telling me people are doubting it?

#GentlemanJackHBO #GentlemanJack

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Anne: I like it when women roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.

Ann, looking down and realizing she only has two arms: Fuck.

#GentlemanJackHBO #GentlemanJack

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Jeremy Lister: Why is Marian carrying a potted plant around?

Aunt Anne: Anne told her to walk around with it all day to replace the oxygen she wasted.

#GentlemanJackHBO #GentlemanJack

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Anne: I like my coffee like I like my women

Anne: gay

Marian: What the fuck is a gay coffee?

Barista: I have a pride flag in a cup for Anne Lister?

#GentlemanJackHBO #GentlemanJack

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Ann: ... When I said, “Bring me back something from the beach,” I meant like a seashell.

Anne: [Struggling to hold a seagull] Well you didn't fucking say that.

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