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In my country they have killed a 24-yo gay man while calling him a f4g. Everyday we have news about LGBTQ people beaten or murdered since pride month ended.

In the PEACEFUL protests, policemen have beaten the protesters.

This is happening in Spain. Please, share info.

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Miko: i promised Five that i wouldn't do anything stupid!

Mitch: why would you lie to Five?

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Miko: good news and bad news

Phil: bad news first

Miko: the fire in the store is out of control

Phil: THE WHAT–

Miko: wow so you don't even care about the good news

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Zahra: yesterday, i tried to confess to Five, so i gave him a box with his favorite cheesecake in it with a note that said "i love you, Five" on it-

Haneesh: that's so cute! how did it go?

Zahra: he said "i love you too, my beloved cheesecake"

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Phil: did you two do it?
Miko: something goes wrong, you blame me! after all this time! where's the trust?!
Phil:
Miko:
Five: … yeah we did it.

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Zahra: Five, calm down.

Five: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!

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Five: Name a way to be nice to others.

Mitch: Don't kill them.

Five: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

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Phil: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Miko: We could attack them with hummus.

Phil: I stand corrected.

Miko: Just keeping things in perspective

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Five: It was difficult, so you’ve just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?

Zahra: Exactly.

Zahra, to Haneesh: I told you he'd understand.

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Phil: Miko, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Miko: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Helpie: Did you even listen to a single word I said?

Miko: In my defense, I listened to about five of them and that’s a new record for me.

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Bergy: Don’t worry, I speak cat

Bergy: *turns to cat* Hewwo? ówò

Mitch: I am going to kill you.

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Five: alright Zahra, what's something good you did today?

Zahra: i prevented murdering Mitch.

Five: oh? and how did you do that?

Zahra: self-control.

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Five: hey, let's slow dance

Miko: *does the macarena at 0.25x speed*

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Five: anyone wanna get into an argument with me?

Mitch: okay, cream cheese isn't that good

Five: i was kidding but you know what fuck you for real

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Mitch: fuck capitalism. it's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. you shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Zahra, playing monopoly: sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Mitch: should i try to seduce the glitch?

Zahra: how would that help?

Mitch: i don't know. i just want to see if i could do it.

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Mitch: being gay isn't a choice

Mitch: It's a game and I'm winning

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Miko: You think you're better than everyone else.

Mitch: I don't think I'm better than everyone else. I know I am.