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Agent Choi: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it.
Agent Choi: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

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Kwak Jekang, to Kim Soleum: You know, J3 can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Kwak Jekang: *blows airhorn at J3* GET FUCKED!

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Kim Soleum, texting Baek Saheon: Any plans for tonight?
Baek Saheon: No.
Kim Soleum: Loser.

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J3: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Agent Choi: So, Kim Soleum, do you have a crush on anyone?
Kim Soleum: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Baek Saheon: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Kim Soleum: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Kim Soleum: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Kim Soleum: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Ho Yuwon: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
J3: It's kind of complicated, but Agent Choi-
Ho Yuwon: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Braun: Kim Soleum, I am nothing if not a man of principle.
Braun: Now let’s break into this apartment.

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Eun Haje: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

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Cheong Dallae: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Kim Soleum: All the time.
Cheong Dallae: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Go Youngeun: Think you can unlock the door for us?
Kim Soleum: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Baek Saheon, can I have your credit card?
Baek Saheon: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
Kim Soleum: Thanks. Now Chief Lizard, break down the door!
Baek Saheon: Huh!?!

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Braun: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Baek Saheon: 'Prettiest Smile'
Kwak Jekang: 'Nicest Personality'
Lee Gyeol: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Jin Nasol: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Baek Saheon: ARE YOU-
Jang Heowoon: Fucking.
Baek Saheon: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Jang Heowoon: Fucking.
Baek Saheon: IDIOT!
Go Youngeun: …What was that?
Jang Heowoon: Kim Soleum banned Baek Saheon from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

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Agent Choi : How high are you?
Kim Soleum : Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.
Ryu Jaekwan : No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.
Kim Soleum : Oh, antidepressants, why?

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ryu jaekwan.. #gdcg #gsgw