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''Incorrect'' quotes from InuYasha & Yashahime! DM for requests. If we inspired you, tag us & we'll retweet it!

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Sesshomaru: How did none of you hear what I just said? 
Rin: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. 
Towa: I got distracted about halfway through. 
Setsuna: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Sesshomaru, banging on the door: Rin! Open up!
Rin: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Towa: No, they meant-
Setsuna: Let them finish.

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Sesshomaru: Can I be frank with you guys?
Rin: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Towa: Can I still be Towa?
Setsuna: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Sesshomaru: *Screams*
Rin: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Towa: Should we do something?
Setsuna: No, I want to see who wins.

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Towa: Why are Sesshomaru and Rin sitting with their backs to each other?
Setsuna: They had a fight.
Towa: Then why are they holding hands?
Setsuna: They get sad when they fight.

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Inuyasha: If you had to choose between Kikyo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? 
Kagome: That depends, how much money are we taking about? 
Kikyo: Kagome! 
Inuyasha: 63 cents. 
Kagome: I'll take the money. 
Kikyo: KAGOME!!!

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Inuyasha: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. 
Kikyo: You were flirting with Kagome. 
Inuyasha: So what? They're my partner. 
Kikyo: You asked them if they were single. 
Inuyasha: 
Kikyo: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Kagome: What did you do with Kikyo's body?
Inuyasha: What didn’t I do with the body?
Kagome:
Inuyasha: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Kagome: I told Inuyasha their ears flush when they lie.
Kikyo: Why?
Kagome: Look.
Kagome: Hey Inuyasha! Do you love us?
Inuyasha, covering their ears: No.
Kikyo:

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Kagome: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Inuyasha, amazed: Wow...
Kikyo, to Inuyasha: Well what does that mean?
Inuyasha: I don't know.
Inuyasha, to Kagome: What does that mean?

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Sango: Can you please be serious for five minutes? 
Miroku: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Sango: This is a mistake 
Miroku, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! 
Sango: But not today 
Miroku, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Inuyasha: If Kagome and I were drowning, who would you save?
Shippo: You two can’t swim?
Kagome: It’s a hypothetical question, Shippo! who would you save?
Shippo: my time and effort.

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Sesshomaru: While I’m gone, Rin, you’re in charge.
Rin: Yes!!!
Sesshomaru, whispering: Jaken, you’re secretly in charge.
Jaken: Obviously.

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Sesshomaru: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 
Rin: Wasn't Jaken with you? 
Jaken: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Sesshomaru: Why are your tongues purple?
Inuyasha: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Kagome: I had a red one.
Sesshomaru: oh
Sesshomaru:
Sesshomaru: OH
Rin:
Rin: You drank each other's slushies?

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Sesshomaru: Rin and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- 
Rin: Sentences. 
Sesshomaru: Don't interrupt me.

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Inuyasha: Okay, truth or dare?
Kagome: Truth
Inuyasha: How many hours have you slept this week?
Kagome:
Kagome: ...Dare
Inuyasha: Go to bed.
Kagome: I don’t like this game.

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Inuyasha: Fuck.
Kagome: We've got to work on your cursing.
Inuyasha: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Inuyasha: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.