incorrect inarizaki

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[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu: blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate

osamu: i was having a good day

suna: we were all having a good day

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

aran: swear words are illegal now. if you say one, you'll be fined

atsumu: heck

aran: you're on thin fucking ice

aran: oh

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

Atsumu: what’s another word for murder?

Osamu: manslaughter.

Suna: a hobby.

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

kita: fuck

aran: where did you hear that?

atsumu: yeah where the fuck did you hear that?

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

kita, holding up a cauliflower: what is this?

osamu:

osamu: a cauliflower?

kita, turning to atsumu: and what did you say it was?

atsumu:

atsumu: ghost broccoli

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

suna: you’re stupid

atsumu: .......that’s it?

suna: give it time. it’ll eat at you.

*five hours later, eating dinner w osamu*

atsumu: am i stupid?

osamu: yeah, a little bit

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

Osamu and Suna: *reach for a piece of onirigir at the same time and their fingers touch*
*look into each other’s eyes*
[This magic moment plays]

Osamu and Atsumu: *reach for a piece of onigiri and their fingers touch*

Osamu: get the fuck off my onigiri

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

Kita: just be casual. try some light flirting.

Suna: yeah okay i can do that.

*later*

Osamu: nice work. high five.

Suna: *intertwines their fingers*

Osamu: wh-

Suna: im in love with you.

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement or criticism.

osamu: and you came to me?

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

Aran: Karasuno won fair and square. Even Atsumu admits it.

Kita: Where is Atsumu?

Aran: Still in the showers. We think he’s trying to drown himself.

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu: i just heard kita shouting, “DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY ROOMBA IS” and then two minutes later, more quietly, “aww, poor roomba, how’d you get stuck there sweetie”

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu: suna gave me a “get better soon” card

aran: that was nice of him!

atsumu: i wasn’t sick. he just thought i could do better

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu: is that a new shirt?

osamu: ah, yeah

atsumu: yikes

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

osamu: you have that same guilty look on your face as you did when we were four years old and you put my favorite toy in the microwave

atsumu: i never pressed start

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

suna: love is worthless

atsumu: you’re literally making a valentines card for Osamu right now

suna, pointing his glue gun at him: youre on thin fucking ice

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

osamu: can i give you some advice?

atsumu: no.

atsumu: absolutely not.

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

//I just wanna apologize for not posting for a while, things haven’t been the best and this account is fun but obviously there’s things going on I need fixed, i’m currently sick right now and figured I could post something and im just sorry, i’ll try to get back to it though ✨

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu, slamming his locker shut:

osamu: oooh, you don’t look happy

atsumu: im not

osamu: yay

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu, to osamu: you wanna hear a lie?

atsumu: i think you’re great.

atsumu: you’re my best friend.

[incorrect inarizaki @incorrectinari]

atsumu: idiot

osamu: i’ve been called worse

atsumu: like what?

osamu: your brother