incorrect jaeyu / yujae

(Not) Real happenings/conversations between our Valentine Boy 🍑 and Osaka Prince 🍒 occasionally nsfw, so 🔞 Don't take anything here serious!!

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

This account tells about totally (sadly not) real stuff between Jaehyun and Yuta.
If you have a request the DMs are open 😊

Mostly use incorrect quotes from tumblr/twt or from the depths of the internet.

[nyt @nayutafeed]

yuta's instagram update:

[ً @JJHLOOKS]

damn jaehyun

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

Jaehyun: So, that's my plan.

Yuta: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

JH: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

YT: It fucking sucks.

JH: That's not constructive criticism.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

JN: Why is Jaehyun crying on the floor?

TY: He's drunk.

JN: And?

TY: He saw a picture of Yuta's husband.

JN: But he's YT's husband.

TY: I know.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

Yuta: Jaehyun taught me to think before I act.

Yuta: So, if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

Yuta: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Jaehyun, looking it up on google: Myxine Circifrons.

Yuta:

Yuta: Fsh.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

On Halloween

Yuta: Jaehyun, we need more candy.

Jaehyun: But there's only been, like, for kids.

Yuta: Yeah, but Mark told me he loved me, so I gave him everything.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

On Halloween

Yuta: Hey, you didn't dress up.

Jaehyun: I did.

Yuta: Who are you supposed to be?

Jaehyun: Your future husband.

Yuta: *chokes*

[NCT @NCTsmtown]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO #YUTA
WE💚YOU

#HAPPYYUTADAY
#유타 #NCT #NCT127

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

Happy Birthday Yuta!
For the past year we've seen you grow more as a person and idol. I hope the following year gives you more opportunities and all the love you deserve 🍀💕

#LikeAButterflyYUTA
#HAPPYYUTADAY
#中本悠太くん日本の誇りだよ
#나비처럼_날아온_10월의_유타

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

I'm very sorry for not posting the recent days again, but I'm currently struggling with my health and mostly rest these days.

I try to post from time to time, but I try to get better first.

I wish you wonderful upcoming days and take good care of yourself to not get sick ✨️🍀

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

JH: This is a mistake.

YT, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

JH: But not today.

YT, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.

[ً @JJHLOOKS]

🕶

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

JW: I'm going now!

YT: Please tell Jaehyun 'I love you'.

JW: I will!

.

JW: Hey, Jaehyun!

JH: What is it?

JW: Yuta said he loves me 😌

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

I'm not crying, you are! 😭

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

Jaehyun: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake.

Yuta, stirring coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

YT, is wearing silk pants: How does this look?

JH: Like it slips on and off really easily.

YT:

JH: No, I didn't mean it like that–

The rest of 127: We know what you meant.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

Yuta: I need to dye my hair.

Jaehyun: ...

YT: Or get another tattoo.

JH: ...

YT: Or a new piercing.

JH: Why?

YT: To, you know, spite the conservatives.

[incorrect jaeyu / yujae @incorrectjaeyu]

Jaehyun: Answer your phone.

Yuta, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone.

JH: Understood.

5 minutes later.

JH: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Yuta.