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Jane: It’s just nice to be wanted, you know?

Lisbon: NOT BY THE LAW!

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Lisbon, depressed and lying on the floor: I just feel like a noodle.

Jane, joining her on he floor and hugging her: Good. I like pasta.

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Jane: I think Lisbon may be mad at me.

Rigsby: What makes you say that?

Jane: [hands him Lisbon’s letter]

Rigsby: “Dear Jane, I hope this letter finds you before I do.”

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Jane: you know, you can solve your problems without violence.

Lisbon: okay, but consider; I’m really, really good at violence.

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Erica: Welcome to the "Fuck Patrick Jane" support group, where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that idiot.

Fischer: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Lisbon, sweating: So, I may have misunderstood…

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Jane: want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Lisbon: sure

Jane [laying down cards] alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Lisbon: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photo cards of me.

Jane: my point still stands.

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Jane: I can’t even begin to explain what I’d do for you. how far I’d go. how many lines I’d cross if you asked me to.

Lisbon:

Lisbon: what did you do?

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Cho: Why do you go to sleep so late?

Jane: *looking off into the distance* There's no rest for the wicked

Cho:

Lisbon: He stays up late to watch cat videos

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*after their baby was born*

Cho: so how’s everything?

Lisbon: it’s good. i didn’t expect this much crying though

Cho: i’m sure your brothers used to cry a lot too

Lisbon: oh i don’t mean the baby, i’m talking about Jane

Jane, sobbing in the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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Jane: I would die for you.

Lisbon: I would die for you, too.

Jane, suddenly very emotional: Please don’t.

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Rigsby: you’re in love with Lisbon

Jane: What? No! Would I protect her? Yes. Would I die for her? Yes! Does her being sad feels like a stake through my heart? Absolutely. But that doesn’t mean I’m in love with her

Rigsby:

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Jane: *rolling down the car window* what seems to be the problem, officer?

Lisbon: get the fuck out of my car!

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Lisbon: I can't believe we're stuck in here

Jane *throwing the key out of the window*: Truly unfortunate

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Jane: I’m the smartest and most talented member on the team.

Lisbon: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Jane: I paid for my skittles. I’m getting my damn skittles.

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Jane: I was just minding my own business-

Lisbon: Bullshit!

Jane: I WAS!

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Lisbon: *in a mall, loses Jane and can’t find him* this calls for drastic measures.

Lisbon: *picks up a microphone* TERESA LISBON SUCKS!

Jane: *appears from nowhere* WHO TF DID JUST SAY THAT????

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Lisbon: *nudging Jane* why are you always falling asleep on me? am i that boring?

Jane: *half asleep* you make me feel safe.

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Jane: Sometimes Lisbon says, “Jane, what do you think you’re doing?”

Jane: But that just means ‘stop.’ She doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.

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Lisbon: STOP! PUT ME DOWN PLEASE!

Jane, trying to put her on the christmas tree: THE. STAR. GOES ON TOP.