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namjin breathed

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kidnapper: [on the phone] we have your son

namjoon: but i don’t have a son?

kidnapper: then who just asked for banana milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his peanut butter and jelly sandwhich?

namjoon:

namjoon: oh my god, kim seokjin! they have our jeongguk there

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namjoon: hey, want me to do a tarot reading for you?

seokjin: sure

namjoon: [laying down cards] alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

seokjin: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photos of me

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namjoon: I don't have friends because I've committed my life to kim seokjin.

therapist: mood.

namjoon:

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taehyung: what time is it

namjoon: idk pass me that saxophone and i'll find out

namjoon: [blows saxophone loudly]

seokjin: [shouting from across the dorm] whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING. THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM

namjoon: it's 2am

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@MimiJpn18 more content will be tweeted whenever I've time to do it. 💚

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hello! this a new account that I've made for entertainment purposes. I'll be tweeting short scenarios, of course including our dear president, kim namjoon.
I hope you enjoy! 💚

— jen

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jin: [narrating his own life] seokjin enters the kitchen and sits down at the table. namjoon stares at him for a moment, a puzzled look on his face as he speaks

namjoon: this isn’t normal stupidity. this is some sort of advanced stupidity

jin: seokjin is hurt by namjoon’s words

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namjoon: i've conquered my fear of ghosts

jimin: well that's the spirit! :)

namjoon: oh fuck where

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jeongguk: umm namjoon hyung, is that a hickey?

namjoon: no… it’s... um... a mosquito bite?

seokjin: [walks in] hello

jeongguk: oh hey mosquito

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namjoon:

[rod @deluxeawake]

i
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
love seokjin

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namjoon: [tapping fingers on table]

seokjin: [taps fingers back furiously]

jimin: um what's going on?

yoongi: morse code. they're talking.

seokjin: -. --- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -

namjoon: [slams hands on table] HEY THAT'S NOT TRUE!

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seokjin: hey you want to hear something funny?

yoongi: please no-

seokjin: something funny

yoongi: [walks away]

namjoon: OH MY GOD [falls on the floor from laughing] that was SOOOO FUNNY tell it again

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seokjin:

namjoon: i would die for you