INCORRECT JYLAN

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this is FOR FUN: not meant to be taken seriously (also i get the quotes from my brain & mainly google so !)

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jackson: *complaining*
dylan: “jackson i didn’t realize you are a newspaper”
jackson: “pardon?”
dylan: “cause there’s an issue with you every day”

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bryce: “i wanna be a doctor”
dylan: “im afraid in your case that’s not possible”
jackson: “why is he sick?”
dylan: “no he’s an idiot”

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dylan: “I underestimated you”
jackson: “yes i know maybe now you’ll estimate me”
dylan: “that’s grammatically not correct”
jackson:

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dylan: ”jackson?”
jackson: “yes?”
dylan: “i can’t sleep”
jackson: “well i can goodnight”
jackson: *closes door on dylan*

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no one:
dylan: “benefits of dating me you ask?”
no one:
dylan: “well you could be dating me.”
no one:
dylan: “i mean i can go on but i think i have said enough.”

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jackson: *still disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium”
dylan: “what did you think a tiger shark was jacks-”
jackson: “why put tiger in the name if it’s only a shark?”
dylan:
jackson:
dylan: “idk i didn’t create it”
jackson,*slams hands*: “no one understands me”

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bryce: “it’s really muggy out today”
jackson: “if i go outside and all my mugs are on my front lawn im going to kill you”
bryce: *sips coffee from bowl*

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jackson: “CHILAX”
dylan: “that’s not even a real word”
jackson: “it’s usually the ones who deny ‘chilax’ that are the ones that need to chilax the most”