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incorrect quotes from the knights of the round table

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merlin: do you know what i’ve realised?

arthur: that some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

merlin: nice try

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soz for not tweeting!! i’ll be back and better than ever tomorrow xoxoxoxox

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lancelot: so how old are you exactly?

merlin: i stopped counting a few centuries ago

merlin: STOP SPRAYING ME WITH HOLY WATER-

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lancelot: we will not let a technicality stop us

leon: even a technicality like the rules?

lance: yeah, hate those things

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morgana: how come whenever i have fun it’s considered ‘wrong’

mordred: morgana, when you have fun, people die

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lancelot: allow me. locks are my speciality

lancelot: [throws brick at window]

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leon: just act mature

gwaine: okay

[later on date]

date: so what do you do for fun?

gwaine: [with a calm voice] taxes

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elyan: i regret getting you that blender for christmas

lancelot: *sips waffle* why?

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@algebrabook hope u enjoy!!!!!

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@algebrabook lolol nope! definitely about the bbc show

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merlin, trying to drag a drunk arthur to his chambers: arthur! i’m your friend!

arthur: spare me your lies, temptress! your emperor’s defeated, and i’m immune to your bewitching good looks

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arthur: i think i have a crush on merlin

elyan: congratulations! you’re officially the last one to know!

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gwaine: merlin, tell percy that he’s an idiot, but i still love him

merlin: tell him yourself

gwaine: we’re in a fight

merlin:...you’re sitting on his lap?

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morgana: i need his death to seem like an accident

mordred: say no more

[cuts to]

gaius: looks like the killer beat the victim with a crowbar then left a banana peel by his feet

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99 followers woah

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@mcuniverses LOL SKFTT

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gwaine: siri, call dad

siri: calling daddy

gwaine: WAIT NO-

percival: hello???

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arthur: i don’t go for walks, i have people who do that for me

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percival: are you sure you’re okay?

elyan, crying: yeah it’s just these onions

percival:

percival: those are potatoes

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arthur: gwaine no

gwaine: gwaine yes

lancelot: gwaine no

gwaine: gwaine maybe?

percival: gwaine no

gwaine: gwaine no