kuroo: [enters the room looking pissed]
tsukki: kuroo what–
kuroo: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone’s eyes when they pissed you off?
tsukki: babe, it's assault
kuroo: yes babe, i know it's a salt, but is it a crime?
tsukki:
kuroo, on the phone with bokuto: i need you to come get me
bokuto: why? what happened?
kuroo: tsukki is passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to wash six hours ago
kuroo: this house isn’t safe anymore
kuroo, an exorcist, knocking on the door: hello i’m an exorcist, i’m here for the demon?
tsukishima: i didn’t call for an exorcist?
demon, crawling out of the closet: i did. get me out of here