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koushuu: i’m really into old movies

eijun, nodding: yeah same, shrek came out 22 years ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOUSHUU! 🐺⚾️
#奥村光舟生誕祭2022

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eijun: imagine being paid for being pretty

koushuu: you’d be rich

eijun: i— [blushes]

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koushuu: [blowing out his birthday candles] i don't need to make a wish, because everything i could ever want is right here

eijun: awww you're so sweet 🥺

koushuu, in his mind: i wish for the attack on titan exclusive eren vs armoured titan figure collector’s edition

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@noodle1142 Oh this is wonderful! 💕

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borrowed from this.

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koushuu: do you understand the problem now that i’ve explained it to you for 15 minutes?

eijun: yes!

koushuu: are you lying to me?

eijun, voice cracking: yes

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[mod] sorry for the repost! realised it deleted koushuu’s comment in the tweet so i had to upload it again!

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#kousawa

[jessa 🧸 @kouushu]

late to the trend but i made a ksw version

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eijun: i like a guy that's enviromentally aware

koushuu, pointing at the sky: that's a cloud

seto: that's not what-

eijun, already in love: yeah, you're so smart koushuu

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koushuu: ask me why i love you

eijun: why do you love me?

koushuu, whipping out a 200 slide power point: i’m glad you asked, so let’s begin with— [cut for length]

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[eijun as a spy]

eijun: i have a clean shot of the target, sir

boss kataoka: take him out

eijun: weird request but okay

[that evening]

eijun, walking hand in hand with koushuu: so do you want to go to a restaurant or to mcdonalds?

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haruichi: i’m cold

furuya: here you go [hands him his jacket]

eijun: i’m cold too

koushuu: [starts to swing a bat] alright i’ll go fight the weather

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eijun: [applying chapstick]

koushuu: what flavor is it?

eijun: strawberry i think? i can’t tell

koushuu: let me try

eijun, holding out the chapstick: su–

koushuu: [kisses eijun] yes, it is strawberry

eijun: [the man was too stunned to speak]

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koushuu: i have very high standards. i only fall for intelligent, graceful-

eijun: [stumbles into the room, trips over his own shoes, knocks over a vase and lands flat on his face]

koushuu:

koushuu: yeah i want that one

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eijun: i need you to swear—

koushuu: fuck

eijun, trying not to laugh: no, i meant like, promise

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miyuki: oi sawamura are you free friday? 8pm or whatever?

eijun: yes...?

miyuki: and you, okumura?

koushuu: yeah… why?

miyuki: good, because i’m not, enjoy your date 😛 [leaves the room]

eijun: did he just-

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eijun, noticeably disheveled as he walks into the team meeting: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

koushuu, following eijun, also disheveled: we lost track of time while training

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eijun: would you come to my funeral if i died?

koushuu: its 3 am. if you don’t go back to sleep, i will be the cause of your funeral