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@bookreader1717 dangerous, even! https://t.co/aH6x9sKiov

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The demon Izzy summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!
Izzy, flipping through a cookbook as fast as she can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

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@alicia137569 perfect summary lol

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Izzy: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Simon: I think you mean cards.
Izzy: No, I do not.

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Jace: I have a plan.
Alec: I have a bad feeling.
Izzy: I have snacks!

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Kidnapper: We have your child
Clary: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Clary: Oh god, you have Simon

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Jace: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Jace: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Clary: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall. Give me the gun, bitch.

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pre-canon Jace: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Alec and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Alec.

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Alec: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Jace: Bro-
Simon: No, no, hold up, rewind... My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Alec: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Magnus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you! Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again!
Alec: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Magnus: Is it working?

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Simon: Raphael, you need to react when people cry!
Raphael: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Magnus: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Clary: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Izzy: Fake?

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Simon: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.
Raphael: Ok.
Simon: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

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The demon Izzy summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!
Izzy, flipping through a cookbook as fast as she can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

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Clary: I am so horny and angry all the time.

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Izzy: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Jace: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.