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Tony’s funeral.

Pepper’s crying. Happy and Rhodey too, mourning their best friend. Peter walks up to casket of his mentor, his father figure.

“milk,” he says, in a deep voice.

Tony bashes out of the casket, grabs Peter by the collar “WILL YOU FUCKING LET IT /DIE/ ALREADY?”

[nini 🍑 @incorrectnini]

tony: *beefed up to the max, 6ft tall, muscles bulging, stomps over into the kitchen*

bruce: *SPITS OUT TEA* WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

steve: :( he sucked my dick so hard the super soldier semen took effect

tony: *rips the fridge door off its hinges* *deep voice* Milk

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steve: tony i... i still love you ;-;

tony:

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[nini 🍑 @incorrectnini]

@srxgrs FUCK OFF

[nini 🍑 @incorrectnini]

@srxgrs i might be dead but i still have feelings

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Tony, waltzing back onto Earth after Carol saves his ass in space:

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@incorrectsteeb https://t.co/xLfStdZMir

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tony stark resting peacefully in heaven until he finds out mysterio’s going to fuck with peter’s head

[nini 🍑 @incorrectnini]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK

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tony stans tweeting that tonys gonna survive endgame https://t.co/TBckBgIMMI

[nini 🍑 @incorrectnini]

Steve, lying in his cold bed, december 2020, leaning over to pick up his phone:

Tony, at the Bahamas, watching morgan and pepper build a sandcastle: hey bitch so how's bucky been 😎

[MCU will never be her (earth-616) @artingkrusca]

@incorrectnini ENOUGH.

[nini 🍑 @incorrectnini]

— ⎊ AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILERS ⎊ —
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I don’t have any jokes.

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steve at the airport: we have to go to siberia, tony.

tony:

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tony: do you trust me?

steve: i do.

tony: *gets on his knees and sucks one last time*

[nini 🍑 @incorrectnini]

steve: imma just go fix up those soldiers in siberia and then ill go fix things with tony

natasha: so what's it like to live life doing handstands on the edge of the abyss?

[🔞 tori 🔞 @_toridori]

*deep voice* milk