Incorrect NSW Wrestling Quotes

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Well, Twitter hasn't imploded yet, so I suppose that's a good start. Nevertheless, this account will be on pause for a while. To be honest, it hasn't really been much fun for me for some time, so I don't see the point of continuing for now. I guess I'll see what happens.

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So, yeah. Guess we'll have to find out the hard way. If you liked/retweeted/commented on these quotes, thank you for the support. If you're one of the wrestlers I actually like, this isn't meant to be some kind of attack on you. I've just had it up to here, you know?

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I was supposed to do quotes tonight, but honestly, I'm not feeling it at all. Part of it's because... well, this site may very well not exist tomorrow, so it doesn't matter, huh. And part of it's because... honestly? I'm not remotely inclined to do anything remotely positive-

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If Twitter dies, this doesn't matter anyway. If it doesn't, I'm going to have to seriously think about whether I continue this account. There are wrestlers in NSW who I genuinely like/love/admire, but I just don't know if that's enough, given all the other bullshit.

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[Via text]

Broderick: Roses are red. Tony Hawk is a skater.
Natasha's phone: Auto reply: I'm driving right now, I'll get back to you later.
Natasha: ...fuck you.

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Ref Jess: Do you realize that you blew up your own smartphone by putting explosives in it?
Anth: Yeah, in the battery compartment.
Ref Jess: So what are you, crazy?
Anth: Look, some guys like to play football or video games. I like to go out, blow things up... it's a sport.

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Xena: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?
Xena: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.
Xena: But please, I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.

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Edward: people keep asking me 'are you ok'. motherfuckers, you’ve seen my promos, you tell me.

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Vinnie: Your days are numbered, Fivey!
Piers: Damn it, Vinnie, we agreed that I would do the monologuing!
Vinnie: Can't I just get the one line?
Piers: Oh, you and I are gonna have a *conversation* after this.

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Sorry for the late quotes, the writer of this account was up late last night due to chilling at FWA and figured it'd be better to do them after having some of that weird stuff called 'sleep'.

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@AshleeSpencer The fucker.

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Stella: What do you believe in now?
Broderick: Self-preservation through love.
Rochelle: Chupacabras.
Izzy: Chupacabras as well.
Jessie: Yeah, I'm on the chupacabra train.

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@MassiveQ Look, if it doesn't happen on video or in my presence, it's incorrect.

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Eric: Have you ever done a podcast or anything like that?
Xander: They would not let me.
Eric: 'They?'
Xander: Anyone. Everyone.

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Mat: We've got lots to look forward to, we just need to try to have a PMA.
Vinnie: The fuck's a PMA?
Mat: Positive Mental Attitude.
Vinnie: Get fucked.

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Jeyla: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Xena: Oh, always. Just not now.

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Mr Christmas: It's November the first! MERRY CHR-
Massive Q: Finish that sentence and I will finish you.

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Mr Christmas: Not every problem can be solved with a knife, you know.
Xena: See, that's why I carry two.