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If you look at your father figure like that I'm calling the police. 🌸 Meme account for two bisexual disasters, inspired by incorrect_bsd 🌸 Not angst-free :')

[incorrect odazai 🥂 @incorrectodazai]

Welcome to 100% word for word Odazai quotes feat. other people sometimes. Let's cry to Scarlet Sky and Dear Prince together.

[Odazai Angst Week 2021 @OdzAngstWeek]

Hey y’all! Apparently Odazai didn’t hurt enough the first time around so to amend that, we’re doing Odazai Angst Week from April 17-April 25! Information is in the carrd!

#odazai #odzangstweek2021

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@tumblurBot I do not have a tumblr for this stuff, no.

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Oda: You have to say two truths and one lie.

Dazai: I like drinking, I'm in love with you, I like dogs.

Oda: You hate dogs.

Dazai: You're right.

Oda:

Dazai:

Oda: Wait.

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Chuuya: How are ya?

Dazai: I am so close to sleeping with Odasaku I can taste him.

Chuuya: This is why we don't talk.

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Dazai, to Oda: *strums guitar* This next song is dedicated to you. It is called "You Are So Cute and I Am So Mad". Because you are very cute. And I am very mad about it.

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Dazai: My love for you is like the sun. Burning passion.

Oda: Oh yeah? My love for you is like the ocean. Deep.

Dazai: Oh really? MY love for you is like space. ENDLESS!

Ango: I can't believe I have to put up with you two.

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Oda: That giant box is Dazai's gift for me?

Ango: Yep.

Oda: ... He's inside, isn't he?

Ango: Yep.

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Chuuya: What's the worst decision you've ever made?

Akutagawa: Insulted Oda in front of Dazai-san.

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Chuuya: Oi, Dazai, you got a sec--

Dazai: I'm busy.

Mori: Dazai-kun, you have a call from Oda-kun.

Dazai: Odasaku, hi! How are you today?

Chuuya: Are you fucking kidding me?

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Dazai: I'm an Executive and from now on, you will refer to me as such!

Kousuke, Katsumi, Yuu, Shinji and Sakura: Okay, such.

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Dazai: Do you wanna go get lunch?

Oda: Oh, I already ate with Ango, but what do you want?

Dazai:

Dazai: Loyalty.

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Dazai, eating something: This tastes amazing.

Oda: Can I have a taste?

Dazai: Sure.

Oda: *kisses Dazai* You're right, it is good.

Dazai: *blushes furiously* Why are you like this?

[purble @tumblurBot]

@incorrectodazai *Ango blows air in his face*

Ango: Blink twice. Just blink twice.

Oda: Have a nice night Ango.

Ango, yelling after him: ODASAKU, TELL ME HOW I CAN HELP.

[purble @tumblurBot]

@incorrectodazai Awesome! (Just wanted to ask/wasn't sure if you had a submission site! but here! :D)

Ango: Why? Why, Odasaku-san?

Oda: Why am I dating Dazai?

Ango: Is it a pity thing? Is he sick?

Oda:

Ango: Damn it, he’s holding you against your will, isn’t he? If he IS, blink twice.

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@tumblurBot Sure! :D

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Welcome to 100% word for word Odazai quotes feat. other people sometimes. Let's cry to Scarlet Sky and Dear Prince together.

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day 3: firsts
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