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#oihina ft pobre Pedro

Oikawa: babe, spell me

Hinata: M-E?

Oikawa: you forgot the D

Hinata: there is no D in me?

Oikawa: not right now, but there will later.

Hinata:
Hinata, tucking a strand of hair behind his ear: Babe
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Pedro: Someone, pls take me out of my misery.

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// implied nsfw

Iwaizumi: Why are you such an asshole?

Oikawa: You know what they say Iwa-chan😏

Hinata: Babe, please don’t.

Oikawa: You are what you eat 😛

#oihina ft Iwa

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[HS]

Hinata: love is dumb.

Hinata, watching Oikawa get smacked in the back of the head by Iwa, for being a dumbass, yet again: And I'm the dumbest bitch alive.

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[HS]

Hinata: Babe, you know how you said you’ll kill those who hurt me

Oikawa, getting ready for murder: Just point, and they’re dead

Hinata: *points at math book*

Oikawa:

Hinata: it’s caused me some serious emotional damage

Oikawa: *sets book on fire*

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Oikawa: I feel like doing something stupid

Hinata: you can do me.

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#oihina ft Tsukki & Kags

Kageyama: you’re such a dumbass

Hinata: well, you’re precious Oikawa-senpai didn’t marry me for my brains

Kageyama: ...

Tsukishima: who tf do you think you’re insulting?

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Heitor: If I were a farmer, I'd put our tulips together.

Nice: Heitor...

Oikawa: If I were a farmer, you’d be my hoe.

Hinata: Thanks?

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Takeru: You ever look at two people and wonder why they haven't kissed yet?

Natsu: Every damn day.

Oikawa and Hinata: Why are you looking at us like that?

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Oikawa: Are you currently seeing anyone?

Hinata: No?

Oikawa: Holy shit. I’m right here, you must be blind.

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[HS]

Hinata, to his team: I don’t know how to tell you all this, so I’m just going to whisper it into Kageyama’s ear, and he’ll tell you.

Hinata: *whispers to Kags*

Kageyama: YOU’RE DATING OIKAWA-SAN?!?!

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[BR]

Oikawa: *unbuttoning shirt* God, it's so hot in here.

Hinata: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Hinata: You’re my hero!

Oikawa: All I did was catch your plate of pork buns before it hit the floor.

Hinata: But you did it heroically.

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Oikawa finds T + S with a big heart written in one of Hinata’s study guides-

Oikawa: so, do you think the T stands for Tooru or Tobio?

Iwaizumi: He literally married you.

Oikawa: that doesn't answer my question.

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[BR]

Hinata: When you ate shit in the sand learning beach vball, looked me dead in the eye & said “Huh, I think I just fell for you”

Oikawa: That’s the moment you knew I was the one?

Hinata: Yup

Oikawa: Wow... any way we can make it a different moment?

Hinata: Nope

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Oikawa: My boyfriend new needs to be graceful, coordinated, sophisticated-

Hinata: Hey, Grand Ki- *crashes into the net, misses his serves, gets hit in the face a lot*

Oikawa, pointing at Hinata: That one. I want that one.

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Hinata: Tooru?

Oikawa: Yes Shouyou?

Hinata: What if I told you that I have a crush on you?

Oikawa: I’d say we’ve been married for five years.

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*Oihina children asking about their parents’ love story*

Oikawa: it was love at first spike

Hinata: you literally threatened to bury me before our game

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#oihina ft seijoh 4

Oikawa to Hinata: would you like to stay for dinner?

Rest of Seijoh 4: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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Oikawa: My hands are cold.

Hinata, holding Oikawa’s hands: Here, let me help!

Oikawa:

Oikawa: For some reason, my lips are now cold too.

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Hinata: What do you wanna do when the Olympics are over?

Oikawa: Probably you if you’re up to it

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