incorrect ratchet & clank

daily incorrect quotes of a noble steed and a sassy backpack (plus gang) 😼🤖 DM open for submissions! (admin: she/her)

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Hello everyone! I'm @captainahsoka and I've been running this account since its creation in 2019. As there are now a lot more of you here than before I thought it would be a good time to reintroduce myself and go through some things about this account 😼🤖

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Rivet: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

Emperor Nefarious: Mansplain, manwhore, manipulate

[CJ @captainahsoka]

tbh friends I think I’m gonna use twitters latest shitshow as an excuse to step away from social media. I’ll be lurking and posting occasionally but it’s been a good few years in this corner with you all through this account and incorrect ❤️🫡

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Qwark: We may not listen to you sometimes.

Rivet: Or respect you.

Ratchet: And sure we like making fun of you.

Nefarious:

Nefarious: But?

Ratchet: There is no but. That is all.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Clank: Hey Ratchet?

Ratchet: Yeah?

Clank: Actually, it does not matter.

Ratchet: What was it?

Clank: I was gonna tell a gravity joke but no one would fall for it.

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Ratchet: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Kit: Violently dances.

Ratchet: Violently eats.

Rivet: Violently murders people.

Clank: Violently worries about the previous statement.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Qwark: You know I wish you good night every night and you never say it back?

Qwark: What’s wrong, Ratchet? Do you not want me to have a good night?

Ratchet: No, I want you to stop breaking into my apartment every night.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Clank: Alright, I need you to swear-

Ratchet: Fuck.

Clank:

Ratchet:

Clank: Swear as in promise-

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Clank: What is your type?

Ratchet: Women who could very easily kick my ass.

Clank:

Ratchet:

Clank: I meant your blood type. You have been stabbed.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Rivet: You're a lying piece of crap!

Ratchet: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Rivet: I'm going home and I'm taking Kit with me!

Clank: [gathering cards] And that is enough Uno for today.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Ratchet: [doing finger guns] No problemo!

Ratchet: [internally] But it was all problemo.

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Ratchet: So, are you two friends now?

Qwark: Yes.

Nefarious: No.

Ratchet: Then why are you wearing the friendship bracelet Qwark made all of us?

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Qwark: [visibly upset]

Clank: Qwark, what happened? I have not seen you like this since you found out candyland is not an actual place.

Ratchet: [bursting into the room] IT’S NOT?!

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Ratchet: Hey, Angela, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Angela: Yeah.

Ratchet: And you, Rivet?

Rivet: Umm... yes?

Ratchet: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Clank: We all have our demons.

Clank: [grabbing Ratchet] This one is mine.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Ratchet: You’re alive?

Nefarious: No need to sound so disappointed.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Ratchet: I recognise that Qwark has made a decision

Ratchet: But given that it’s a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Clank: You growl too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Ratchet:

Clank: You are everything I have ever wanted in a best friend.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Rivet: What? I'm not aggressive!

Ratchet: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Rivet: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Ratchet: Rivet, can you lend a hand?

Rivet: [throws her arm]

Ratchet: That was only funny the first time you did it! Now can I please have a little assistance?

Rivet: [throws Clank]

Clank: She said to say I am the little assistant.

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

@ZacKow264 …is he though?

[incorrect ratchet & clank @incorrectrac]

Clank: I am a very mature person. I apologise when I am wrong.

Ratchet: I’ve never heard you apologise for being wrong.

Clank: I am never wrong.