Incorrect She-Ra Quotes

Things that She-Ra herself really did say 💜 *Let me know if i post anything that needs a tw! I’ll take it down and repost it with one!

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tw // weapon mention
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Hordak: My dear, I’m afraid I cannot mansplain manipulate manwhore our way out of this.
Entrapta, pulling out a knife: Manslaughter it is.

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Micah: Hey darling, what’s for dinner today?
Angella: Oh honey I am serving looks.
Micah and Glimmer: We haven’t had dinner in three days.

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Scorpia: Why does Adora call you babygirl?
Catra: How about we stop talking.

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Catra: Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you.”

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Mermista: I lost Frosta.
Perfuma: HOW DID YOU LOSE FROSTA??
Mermista: Oh give me a break, she’s like two inches tall.

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Adora: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me.
Catra: If it makes you feel any better, neither can I.

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Shadow Weaver: You need to eat healthier.
Catra: No.
Shadow Weaver: The last person who said no to me died.
Catra: Oh my god-
Shadow Weaver: In a plane crash.
Catra: That sounds unrelated…
Shadow Weaver: I crashed the plane. Do not disobey me.

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Catra: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Adora: You and me.
Catra, tearing up: Okay.

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Kidnapper: We have your wife.
Catra: Let me speak to her.
Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.
Catra: Hurry up, dumbass.

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Catra: I've caught this stupid disease because of Adora.
Glimmer: For the last time Catra, feelings are not an illness.

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Scorpia: What's with the napkin on the glass door?
Catra: Entrapta keeps walking into the glass door, so I thought this would help.
Entrapta: Oh, cool! A floating napk- *Walks into the glass door*

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Alternatively,

Catra: Wait, don’t kill me! I have a wife!
Horde Prime: You think that will stop me?
Catra: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, it was a warning.
Horde Prime: Wha-
Adora, smashing through a wall: FOR THE HONOR OF GREY SKULL!!

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Catra: Wait, don’t kill me! I have a wife!
Horde Prime: You think that will stop me?
Catra: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, it was a warning.
Horde Prime: Wha-
Adora, smashing through a wall: I’M COMIN, CATRA!!

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Mermista: So you and Hordak, huh?
Mermista: Do you really think you can make him better?
Entrapta: I am actively and happily making him worse.

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Bow: I’ll probably never get married.
Adora: You know, I actually married my best friend.
Bow: *Turns to look at Glimmer*
Glimmer: Don’t even think about it.
Bow: We don’t have to do it… but I’m gonna think about it.
Glimmer: Now look what you’ve done.

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Adora: I'm not the one who knocks on death's door.
Catra: I do NOT knock on his door! I ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!

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Adora: I have an idea.
Bow: A good idea?
Adora: Now let’s not get ahead of outselves.

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Glimmer: I can explain.
Angella: Can you?
Glimmer: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie, I can.

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@GreatWyrmGold They’ve got a close bond now 😌💜

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Glimmer: Do you have a crush on Adora?
Catra, sweating: No!! Why would you think that?
Glimmer: You’ve been writing A+C in little hearts all over the place.
Catra: it stands for absolute chaos.