Me & my friend discussing Kuja then:
"I would argue Sephiroth wanted to play on the playground"
"???"
"IN CRISIS CORE HE WANTS TO BE BFFS WITH GENESIS AND ANGEAL SO BAD BUT HE COULDN'T BC HE WAS DIFFERENT; WHILE THEY WERE PLAYING ON THE PLAYGROUND HE WAS STUCK IN THE LAB!!"
Reeve's secretary listening to him meow and chuckle every few minutes but having no idea he's piloting a robot cat across the continent 😭 he thinks he's so cool coming up with Cait's catch phrases 😭