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goddess of lesbians | i’m here to wage war on cishet white men

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i know roughly 37 languages and i cannot accurately express in any of them how hot women are.

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i ain’t dead

you can’t kill a bad bitch

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sif: just be yourself, say something nice!

loki: which one? i can’t do both

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darcy: i made you this friendship bracelet

sif: im not really a jewelry person

darcy: you don’t have to wear it

sif: no im gonna wear it forever back off

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loki: tomorrow is garbage day

sif: i can’t believe there’s a whole day dedicated to you

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thor: what are your favorite colors?

sif: jane and darcy

sif: wait what was the question

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jane: are you taken?

sif: yeah, for granted

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frigga: there are seven chairs but ten children. what do you do?

sif: have everyone stand

thor: the best seven of the lot can sit down

loki: kill three

heimdall: just bring three more chairs you blibbering idiots

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@thorsodinson you’re absolutely correct

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[skipping stones on a lake]

sif: it’s such a beautiful evening

darcy: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

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@wlwsif you’re very, VERY correct

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jane: tell me that isn’t a bomb

sif: okay, it’s a kitten. it’s an adorable, exploding kitten

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remember when cool steve WASNT doing the nasty on the timeline

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this just in: steve rogers isn’t allowed to masturbate (source is 100% reliable i promise)

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there’s a very short list of men who i don’t hate with a burning passion and that list consists of thor and heimdall

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((i did it gays))

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@se4realhinton i absolutely adore the outsiders! also: ponyboy was super duper gay for johnny or at least very gay coded send tweet

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((i heard SE Hinton is blocking people who says her characters are gay,,, im going to try it))

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i was so close to falling asleep and then i discovered a mosquito bite on my foot, which i will now proceed to scratch until it bleeds (big fuck you to Thanos for not just killing all mosquitoes in the world)

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@lostboy005 does anyone else remember those times when blues clues would turn completely live action (no animation) and blue was like a talking puppet and the house was all weird or was six year old me just tripping