Daily Incorrect Quotes involving the sinners of Khaenri'ah + Dainsleif! (and characters related to them as well!)
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*At the zoo*
Surtalogi: What are they in for?
Dainsleif: Surtalogi, this isn't a prison.
Surtalogi: So they can leave?
Dainsleif: No, but-
Surtalogi, pointing at a blubberbeast: I bet that one murdered someone.
Dainsleif: Me and Surtalogi will handle the troops, you two disarm the security measures and Rerir will sneak in and rescue Vedrfolnir.
Rerir: Sounds good.
Hroptatyr: What's the signal if something goes wrong?
Surtalogi: We yell 'oh shit.'
Rhinedottir: ...That'll work.
*Vedrfolnir trying to teach Dainsleif how to cook*
Vedrfolnir: Did you seperate the egg yolks from the egg whites?
Dainsleif: Yup, here are the egg whites
Vedrfolnir:
Vedrfolnir: Those aren't egg WHITES, they're egg SHELLS
Dainsleif: And what color are they, Mr. Know-It-All?
Vedrfolnir: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
Hroptatyr: I made tea
Vedrfolnir: I don’t want tea
Hroptatyr: It's not for you, it's for me
Vedrfolnir: Then why are you telling me?
Hroptatyr: It is a conversation starter
Vedrfolnir: That’s a lousy conversation starter
Hroptatyr: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
*Dainsleif finding countless abyssal monsters roaming around Khaenri'ah*
Dainsleif: How did this even happen?! What did you do?!
Rhinedottir: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Dainsleif: Wasn’t Hroptatyr with you?!
Hroptatyr: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.