宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타

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[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji: I have a problem

Sukuna: Kill it

Yuuji: Can you relax for like, two seconds?

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji: I need to get something off my chest

Sukuna: Is it your shirt? TELL ME IT'S YOUR SHIRT

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji: Why did you have to be so tall?

R!Sukuna: Do you prefer me on my knees then? ��

Yuuji: *CHOKES*

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: Love is a weakness, it's an evolutionary mistake.

Uraume: You're literally making a valentine's card for Itadori-sama right now.

Sukuna, pointing a glue gun at them: You're on thin fucking ice, Uraume.

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: *Pretends to faint*

Yuuji, panicking: HE'S NOT BREATHING!

Yuuji, without notice him: Should I give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

Sukuna: *KEEPS PRETENDING TO BE UNCONSCIOUS*

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: Brat, do you love me?

Yuuji: Of course I do!

Sukuna: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Yuuji: I guess...

Sukuna: I mean something really, really—

Yuuji: Sukuna, what did you do?

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji: You know, I’m so jealous.

Sukuna: What, why?

Yuuji: Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine.

Sukuna: But we’re dating—

Sukuna:

Yuuji:

Sukuna: —COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITTY BRAT

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Nobara: Hey Itadori, what’s that bite on your neck?

Yuuji: Oh, it’s just a mosquito bite

Nobara:…

Yuuji:…

Sukuna: *walking in*

Nobara: Hi mosquito.

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Nobara: I need some advice

Yuuji: With what?

Nobara: How did you know you were in love with Sukuna?

Yuuji:

Yuuji: I'm in love with Sukuna?

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches.

Yuuji: Oh ok just throw them out.

[A moment later...]

Sukuna, sending the kids out with plastic bags: Look I’m as surprised as you are.

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: I have a new flannel.

Yuuji: WE have a new flannel.

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji, looking at a selfie of Sukuna: I hate this photo.

Sukuna: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.

Yuuji: You’re not smiling kindly. You look like you’re up to something.

Sukuna: Up to kindness.

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

[Nobara, and Yuuji in a club]

Yuuji: I always keep a photo of Sukuna in my wallet. And whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and look at it—

Nobara: Aww..

Yuuji: —and I tell myself "if I can handle this little shit then, I can handle anything"

Nobara:

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: Brat, look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.

Yuuji: You know I can’t look at those eyes and be straight.

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: Hey

Nobara: What?

Sukuna: Yuuji's dick.

Nobara: I don’t get it.

Sukuna: Exactly.

Nobara:

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji: Sukuna…

Sukuna, eating breakfast: What, brat?

Yuuji: You know I love you very, very much, right?

Sukuna, not even looking at Yuuji: What did you do?

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji: Yesterday, I gave R!Sukuna a juice box with a post-it note that said "I love you Sukuna" on it

Nobara: That's so cute! What did he say?

Yuuji: He said "I love you too, juice box."

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Sukuna: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Yuuji: Wait 30 minutes for them to let you go voluntarily

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Maki, whispering: Are you awake?

Nobara, leaning over to kiss her nose: Yup

***

Yuuji, whispering: Are you awake?

Sukuna, groaning: What the fuck do you want

[宿虎 | sukuita | สุคุยูจิ | สุคุอิตา | 스쿠이타 @incorrectskita]

Yuuji, staring at the ceiling: I need some space

Ryoumen, voice wavering: You're divorcing me?

Yuuji: [Yanking the blanket] YOU’RE TAKING UP ALL THE BED! OF COURSE I NEED SOME BLOODY SPACE!