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@SpectreShock_ thank youuu💘💘

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valkyrie: you know china, they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

china: pfft, well they obviously haven’t met me then?

[credit @sp_fanclub_ ]

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valkyrie: .. so that’s my decision

skulduggery: *says nothing*

tanith: uh, skulduggery, valkyrie came up with a decision

skulduggery: and that’s exactly why i chose to ignore it.

valkyrie: *scoffs*

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skulduggery: you may not know this, but i am actually a flawed person

ghastly & valkyrie: looks at each other and smiles

ghastly: i think we knew that

valkyrie: yeah.. we did..

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i’m back for the time being! everything has got so much better for me, luck has been on my side! i would like to thank you all for the lovely support you have gave me.

you really are true friends and i love you all!!

💘

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nye: i don’t kill people, i perform non-lethal spine removal and they die of natural causes

skulduggery: i mean, he’s got a point...

fletcher: true

valkyrie: *stares*

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skulduggery: i just met a friend of yours

valkyrie: a friend?

skulduggery: well, an enemy

valkyrie: oh, which one?

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i’m so sorry i haven’t been here for a while, i’m going through so much right now, like a lot.

i’m sure i will be back soon, but i just need time to figure out what’s going on and how i can fix it. when i’m ready, i’ll tell you all. i hope you’ll forgive my previous absence

💘

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cassandra: how high are you?

finbar: no cassie, it’s hi, how are you?

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@DerekLandy i’m actually curious as to what the sceptre of the ancients looks like? have you ever had any fan art you can show me? i have an idea from the description but i don’t think my idea is what it might look like haha💘

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@SpectreShock_ enjoy being married to nye, i’m sure you’ll have lots of fun being cut into pieces!

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lmao i get to bed dexter
wed billy ray
behead darquesse.
pretty happy if i do say so myself

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@Honesty_96 @littlesimper looking majestic!💘

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@The_SP_Fan @JustDarquesse yeh, i’ve accepted my fate lmaooo

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skulduggery: tell me, what was i supposed to do?

china: handle it with poise and proper care

skulduggery [mockingly quietly]: handle it with poise and proper care

china: what was that?

skulduggery: nothing.

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@Celestia_SP yeah you got it c;

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skulduggery: [stares at mirror]

valkyrie: what are you doing

skulduggery: [sings] i’m looking for the man in the mirror

literally everyone: NOOOoo!! STOP NOW!

[some of you might get that, tell me if you do!]

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tanith: did you just steal that?

sanguine: i don’t like to think of it as “stolen” they have NO proof i wasn’t planning on giving it back?

tanith:

sanguine

tanith: what?

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[greeting]

valkyrie: china

china: valkyrie

fletcher: fletcher

valkyrie: you literally said your own name

fletcher: it was the only one left.

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[last one for a few days]

valkyrie: are you okay?

china: my dear valkyrie, when am i not?