superfriends incorrect quotes

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sam's clone: shoot him, he’s the clone!

remy: nice try! the real sam would never pass up an opportunity to die.

@Sam_APortman @remyherondale

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zatanna: why is maya carrying around a potted plant?

constantine: she asked too many stupid questions today so i’m making her carry that to make up for all the oxygen she wasted

@ZatannaCons @JLordOfDarkness

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daniel: edward, you look good today, pro homo.

edward: don't you mean 'no homo'?

daniel: it's 2019. we support the gays, edward.

@MsPeregrinee @EdwardTFallen

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barbara: i hate you!

jason: yeah, i hate me, too.

barbara: [silence]

barbara: [concerned]: jason, we’ve talked about this.

@N_RobertJohnson @spidergweniee

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maya: ATTENTION!

remy: what now, maya?

maya: i don’t know. i just need attention.

@remyherondale

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tim: what’s wrong with you?

jason: i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but still think i’m better than everyone else

@txmxdrake @N_RobertJohnson

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@EdwardTFallen @Sam_APortman

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sam: thanks, dad

sam: why is everyone staring at me?

daisy: you just called edward 'dad'.

sam: what? no i didn't. i said, 'thanks man'

edward: do you see me as a father figure, sam?

sam: no. if anything i see you as a 'bother' figure, 'cause you're always bothering me

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sam: hey mr. johnson, how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

casey: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english

sam:

sam: ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ?

@Sam_APortman @JohnsonJCasey

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daisy: hi who are you?

magnus: i am magnus, god of mischief.

daisy: nice to meet you magnus!

magnus [eyes tearing up and voice cracking]: it's nice to meet magnus?

@ixmxgnus

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barbara: so when are you free?

jason: i’m forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so i’m never truly “free”
jason: but i don’t really have plans all next week except tuesday.

@spidergweniee @N_RobertJohnson

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constantine : samuel, what's this?

sam : my to-do list.

constantine : oh? that's great! i'm so glad you're starting to-

constantine : ...

constantine : this just says "vee."

@JLordOfDarkness @Sam_APortman

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jace: i need some advice

emma: i’m not great at advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment? and maybe some cheese?

@MrJHerondale

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sam: WHO ATE MY FRIES?? I’M GONNA FUCKING KI-

vee: i did

sam: -ss you and buy you more. you haven't been eating enough babe

@Sam_APortman

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björn to the deo squad: so, is any of you straight? at least one of you?

lexie: *slowly raises her hand*

daisy: *slowly lowers lexie’s hand*

@TheRagnarson @magnetic_queen

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lyra: i lost my boyfriend, have you seen him??

x: how does he look like?

lyra, crying: bEAUTIFUL

@lyraodwell @FranklinOdwell

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casey: of course i support sam’s rights

casey: sam’s rights to shut the fuck up

@JohnsonJCasey @Sam_APortman

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zatanna: should we get our fortunes read?
constantine: i’ll pass. knowing the present is bad enough.

@ZatannaCons @JLordOfDarkness

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jason: what's the word for horny, but like not in a sexual way? like, i'm horny for christmas but i don't want to fuck a christmas tree, you know?

barbara:
barbara: ...do you mean excited?

@N_RobertJohnson @spidergweniee

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julian: *gets a papercut*

emma: GOD hasn’t he suffered enough?
@julianblxckthor