*Ushiten as parents, bedtime*
The child: DADDY! There’s a monster under my bed!
Tendou, checking under the bed: That’s silly, there's no such thing as mo- OH, IT'S TEARING MY ARM! AHHHH Just kidding, he only eats little kids, goodnight!
Ushijima, from the other room: SATORI!
Tendou, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?
Ushijima: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for five years or do I play along?
Tendou: Play along!
Ushijima: Alright.
Ushijima: Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married.
*At practice*
Ushijima : *Lovingly stares*
Tendou: *Lovingly stares back*
Goshiki, who's been standing there for 2 minutes, wanting to ask a question: ...I'll come back later.
Tendou: I only take pictures of things that are beautiful.
Kageyama: Ushijima-san told me your whole camera roll is just pictures of him?
Tendou: Exactly.
*Ushijima washing the dishes*
Ushijima: Tendou, will you get something from my back pocket for me?
Tendou: What am I getting out of this?
Ushijima: A chance to touch my butt.
Tendou: Deal.
*Shiratorizawa third years playing truth or dare*
Semi: Kiss the next person coming in through the door
Ushijima: This is stupid, I don't like this game
Tendou: *Walks in* You called me?
Ushijima: ...I ...okay, I will follow the rules, they are meant to be obeyed
*Ushijima asking for advice on how to flirt with Tendou*
Hoshiumi: Just tell him, “You’re beautiful.”
Ushijima: Good idea, thank you.
Ushijima, to Tendou: I’m beautiful.
Ushijima: I've lied to every other partners I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
Tendou: Awww, I didn't know that.
Ushijima: Yes, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I have never loved you."
Tendou: Okay, that seems unnecessary.
Ushijima, to Goshiki: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Tendou: No, we are mad.
Ushijima: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Tendou: No, we’re not.
Ushijima: I am not a mind reader, Tendou.
Ushijima: Next time I should pick the movie we'll watch, this is not good at all.
Tendou: Well, the plan was never to watch the movie, dummy.
Ushijima: Then why did you choose this?
Tendou:
Ushijima: What?
Tendou: *kisses Ushijima* Do you see it now?
Ushijima, blushing: Uh... um, yeah, yes. Umm. Good thought. Smart. Yes.
Ushijima: You know, wh-when I was a kid, I-I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
Tendou: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
Ushijima: Everybody's not like that.
Tendou: Yes, they are.
Ushijima: You're not like that.
Tendou: How do you know what I'm like?
Ushijima: All I know is.. You're the most amazing person with... weak ankles I've ever met. Tendou, when I'm with you I-I don't feel so... alone.
Tendou: Ugh, I hardly slept last night
Goshiki: They say when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Tendou: Who would be thinking about me at 3 am???
Ushijima: *Sweating profusely*
Tendou, blowing candles: Wakatoshi, guess my birthday wish?
Ushijima: Don’t say me again.
Tendou: Too late. I already blew out the candle thinking about you.