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powered by Safi’s puns

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Kullen: Do you blow on your food when it’s too hot or do you just hasafashafsas until you can chew it?

Safi: Oh hasahashafsas for sure!

Merik: I blow on it.. angrily.

Iseult: Blow on it.

Aeduan: I swallow it while it’s still hot.

Leopold: *whispering* oh my god

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Leopold: So Monk Ae-

Aeduan: You know what’s nice? When you can sit with someone and not talk.

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Merik: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Safi: Hi, Merik.

Merik: I love you.

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Ragnor: Uh...so....der, I need to tell you something.

Dysi: Oh finally! You’re proposing!

Ragnor: What?! How did you know?

Dysi: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Ragnor:

Dysi: I even had to pick it up once.

Ragnor:

Ragnor: I was nervous, okay.

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Ryber: Yesterday I overheard Kullen say “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Merik replying “Trust me.” and I have never fled a room so fast in my life.

[🐙 Susan Dennard (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 @stdennard]

"𝕄𝕙𝕖 𝕧𝕒𝕣𝕦𝕛𝕥𝕒. 𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕤 𝕚𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕝 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤."

The US hardcover edition of #Witchshadow is going to have a GORGEOUS gold stamp on the casing!!

And remember if you preorder, you can get the character cards too: https://t.co/sDhfpZmGUn

[incorrect witchlands @incorrectwlands]

Iseult: If you asked, I’d fight an army for you.

Aeduan: If you asked, I’d kill everyone in this room without a second thought.

Lizl: You guys know that regular couples don’t say these things to each other, right?

Leopold: Aren’t they just so cute together?

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Ragnor: *wears dark gray*

Esme: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

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Aeduan: All of your existences are confusing.

Leopold: How so?

Aeduan: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Safi: Who’s going to tell him?

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Iseult: I think the words you’re searching for are “I surrender”.

Aeduan: The words I’m searching for I can’t say because Owl is present.

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witchlanders assemble !

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Safi: This Christmas I’ve decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket.

Safi: So all the people I don’t like can kiss my ass.

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Owl: Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

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Lisbet: So did you kiss her?

Aeduan: No, the moment wasn’t right. Look, she could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Cora: Aw Aedun, that’s so sweet.

Lisbet: So you chickened out, like a little bitch.

[🐙 Susan Dennard (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 @stdennard]

I'm just gonna throw out there that if you haven't read #Sightwitch, #Witchshadow might confuse you.

I tried, I really did, to make all the storylines come together without relying on Sightwitch. 🤦‍♀️ But...

[incorrect witchlands @incorrectwlands]

Aeduan: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Iseult: What?

Aeduan: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Safi: Whoops.

Vaness: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it.

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Vivia: I never doubted you for a moment.

Merik: Thank you, Vivia.

Merik: *leaves*

Stix:

Vivia:

Stix: You’re lying though, right?

Vivia: Yes, I doubted him very strongly.

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Aeduan is whipped for Iseult det Midenzi

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲

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Iseult: Aeduan is so cute.

Safi: He just killed the soldier that pointed a sword at you.

Iseult: I said cute not harmless.