Rai | daily incorrect bts quotes

🔆BTS incorrect quotes| Usually quotes are from shows or a generator| Just for fun| Army since 2020| 18| She/her

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- I get my ideas from shows or incorrect quote generators. It’s just for fun, I’m not trying to copy
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SJ: NJ and I are having a baby. 
JK: That's gre- 
SJ, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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JK: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? 
NJ: You’re a hazard to society 
TH: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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SJ: We need to get through this locked door. NJ, give me your credit card. 
NJ: Here. 
SJ, pocketing it: Thanks. JK, kick down the door.

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SJ, driving JK and YG: So how was your day?
JK: We almost got surprise adopted!
SJ: What?
YG: We almost got kidnapped.
SJ: Oh, okay.
SJ: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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*YG teaching NJ to drive*
NJ: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? 
TH: The car takes a screenshot. 
YG: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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SJ: Dammit, NJ!
NJ: What?! It wasn’t me!
SJ: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, JM!
JM: Not me either.
SJ: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
TH: *whistles*

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HS: Why are JM and TH sitting with their backs to each other?
YG: They had a fight.
HS: Then why are they holding hands?
YG: They get sad when they fight.

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JM: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
TH: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
JM: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JK WITH ME
NJ, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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NJ, about SJ: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
HS: Are we stealing them?
YG: New or used?
NJ: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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NJ: Good morning. 
SJ: Good morning. 
HS: Good morning. 
YG: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 
JK: MORNING FUCKERS

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JM: Hewwo. 
TH: Hihiiiiii! 
NJ: Greetings, Humans. 
YG: Three kinds of people. 
HS: I want pudding. 
YG: Four kinds of people. 
JK: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? 
SJ: Five kinds of people.

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JK: What if it bites me and someone else dies? 
NJ: That’s correlation, not causation. 
JM: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? 
TH: That’s kinky. 
YG: Oh my God.

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NJ: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. 
HS: What if it bites me and it dies!? 
YG: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, HS, learn to listen. 
TH: What if it bites itself and I die? 
SJ: That’s voodoo.

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YG : Say fuck, JM. 
TH: Do it, JM. Say fuck.

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YG: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? 
NJ: >:O language 
JK: Yeah watch your fucking language 
SJ: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Jk THE FUCK WORD? 
TH: 'The fuck word'. 
JM: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time 
HS: Oh my god he censored it

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NJ: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? 
JM: Rude. 
YG: That’s fair. 
TH: Not again. 
JK: Are you going to want this back?

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*JK TH and JM are sitting on a bench*
HS: Why do you guys look so sad?
TH: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*HS sits down*
JM: The bench is freshly painted.