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Ryne: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. 
Thancred: You're like 15 years old 
Ryne: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Emet-Selch, addressing the Ascians: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. 
Elidibus: But – that’s just a trash can. 
Emet-Selch: It sure is!

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Alphinaud: Alisaie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Alisaie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Alphinaud: Alisaie, you ate a chair.

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Emmanellain: I actually have a black belt.
Sicard: In what, karate?
Emmanellain: No, from Gucci.

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Emmanellain: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Sicard: Ok, Emmanellain, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Emmanellain: 1917.
Sicard: ...You're ready.

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Alisaie: “I am going to commit fratricide.”
G’raha: “Biblically speaking, that has almost never ended well.”
Alisaie: “Almost! I like those odds.”

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[Submitted by @RedDwarfian]

Ryne: "I need an adult."
WoL: "I am an adul—"
Ryne: "No. No you are not."

~ Source: Dragonball Z Abridged

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Lahabrea: "Emet-Selch would argue that it is most likely a reflection on how much Azem's friends find their antics annoying."

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[By @RedDwarfian]
Themis: "When Azem's familiar was fighting Agdistis, the shades I conjured kept trying to 'Rescue' them into danger, or off of the platforms... Is Azem going through some internal struggle that we're not aware of? I should check in and make sure they're okay..."

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Alisaie: I was arrested for being too cool.
Alphinaud: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Store Worker: Would a WoL please come to the front desk?
WoL, at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to G’raha and Alisaie: I believe they belong to you?
G’raha & Alisaie: We got lost :(
WoL: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me

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Magnai, to Y’shtola:
Roses are red,
True love is green.
I’ll be your swamp king
If you’ll be my swamp queen

(Original poetry by @LuxaeternTV)

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Zenos: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Zenos: i became more evil if you’re curious
The WoL: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Zenos: i’m going to get worse on purpose