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things yeonjun and soobin probably didn't say

(original ideas/socmed inspo/suggestions)

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yeonjun: soobin

yeonjun: you kicked me in your sleep last night

soobin: who said i was asleep?

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soobin: what are you, 12?

yeonjun: on a scale from 1 to 10? yeah

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soobin: for valentine's day we should go on a date at the liquid zoo

yeonjun: we should do what where???

soobin: the zoo but with liquid animals, you know?

yeonjun: oh

yeonjun: ...you mean the aquarium

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soobin: so you ate my snacks?

yeonjun: read 2:30pm

soobin: THIS IS A VERBAL CONVERSATION

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*in a haunted house*

soobin: i can't see anything, it's too dark here

yeonjun: don't worry, i got this

yeonjun: *stomps feet and his shoes light up*

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soobin, seeing yeonjun wipe off his tears: are you okay?

yeonjun: yeah, it's just the onions

soobin, to the onions: what the hell did you say to yeonjun hyung?

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yeonjun: hey soobin, i think you dropped something

soobin: what?

yeonjun: your standards, that's why you should start dating me

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soobin: i don't have time for this

yeonjun: for what?

soobin: for everything

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huening kai: just go and tell yeonjun hyung you like him

taehyun: it's easy!

beomgyu: exactly, what's the worst thing that could happen?

soobin: HE COULD HEAR ME

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yeonjun: move, you're blocking the view

soobin: i AM the view

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soobin: just to be completely sure... are you asking me platonically or romantically?

yeonjun, on one knee with a ring in his hand: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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yeonjun: there are 3 ways to do this. there's the right way, the wrong way and yeonjun's way

soobin: isn't that just the wrong way?

yeonjun: yeah, but faster

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soobin: wouldn't it be romantic if we ate from the same plate tonight? kinda like lady and the tramp?

yeonjun: you didn't wash the dishes, right?

soobin: ...yeah

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yeonjun: would you rather be feared or loved?

soobin: easy, both

soobin: i want people to be afraid of how much they love me

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soobin: do you ever stop the microwave 1 second before the end just to feel like a bomb defuser?

yeonjun: soobin i'm begging you it's 3am

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yeonjun: i'm gonna fight the next person that insults soobin

soobin: damn...i'm such an idiot

yeonjun, rolling up his sleeves: alright, square up pretty boy

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soobin: so what are the benefits of going there with you, hyung?

yeonjun: i AM the benefit

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yeonjun: why do you always wear oversized hoodies?

soobin: to do this

soobin: *smacks him with a sleeve*

yeonjun: i get it now

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soobin: are you into cars?

yeonjun: ofc, that film is truly a masterpiece

soobin: i mean, are you a car person?

yeonjun: are you asking me if i'm a transformer?

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yeonjun: what's up?

soobin, watching taehyun and huening kai wrestling while beomgyu is filming: my blood pressure

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soobin: why does everyone keep assuming we're a couple?

yeonjun, holding his hand: it really baffles me...