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#OSWALD: you need an assassin! this is gotham, you can find them in the phone book. under 'a'

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"i'd die for you"

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but like- i'm here again 😭 i'm @serabluthroy y'all

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bitches be like "yeah i'll be back soon" and then don't tweet for a year. it's me i'm bitches

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bitches be like "yeah i'll be back soon" and then don't tweet for a year. it's me i'm bitches

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Barbara, to Oswald: Fuck, marry, kill. Jim, Ed, Zsasz

Oswald: Fuck Ed, marry Ed, kill Isabella

Isabella: I wasn't even one of the options

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Barbara, to Ed: Fuck, marry, kill. Me, Oswald, and Lee

Ed: Fuck Oswald, marry Oswald, kill Jim

Jim: I wasn't even one of the options

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Barbara, to Ed: Fuck, marry, kill. Me, Oswald, and Lee

Ed: Fuck Oswald, marry Oswald, kill Jim

Jim: I wasn't even one of the options

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@frollofucker_ ... yes

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Tabitha, to Oswald: Not to oversimplify, but the scripture does imply that your mom will have to die. How's tomorrow if she's not got any plans?

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Ed: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Oswald: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Ed: Absolutely not.

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Selina: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Jim: Wasn’t Harvey with you?

Harvey: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Jerome: Oh, so now I'm "bad" just because I've done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

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Selina: Hey Bruce, do you know my blood type?

Bruce: Of course, it’s B positive.

Selina: Ok, I guessed wrong. Hey Lucius-!

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Bruce: No offense, but a waiter could literally murder me and I'd still tip 20%.

Selina: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.

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Ed: Ozzie, why are there little handprints on the submarine?

Oswald: Martin, why are there little handprints on the submarine?

Martin: Because I have little hands.

Oswald: Because he has little hands.

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Alfred: Tell Selina and Bruce about the birds and the bees.

Lucius: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Oswald: Ed, I gotta say, you do impress me.

Oswald: By being a clueless moron all the time.

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Lee: What are you laughing at, hot topic?

Barbara: Aw, you think I'm hot

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Oswald: Did you hang out with Isabella last night?

Ed: Y'know, yeah, I did.

Oswald: Oh!! I love Isabella!

Ed: You hate Isabella.

Oswald: yEAH NO SHIT HONEY

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Jervis: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Jerome: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Jonathan: Jeremiah tripped and fell during our walk in the park today.

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Bruce: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Jeremiah: Bruce, you drive me crazy~

Bruce: Don’t blame me for your mental instabilities.