Peter Parker

spider-man but it’s totally correct

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

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[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter: my name is Peter and the ‘P stands for petty ass BITCH

Peter: that being said, I WILL apologize when someone accidentally hurts me even though it was not my fault.

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter: ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᴾᵉᵗᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ‘ᴾ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵖᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵃˢˢ ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ

Peter: ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵃᶦᵈ, ᴵ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍᶦᶻᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵘʳᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵘˡᵗ.

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

@rdjsleftleg Yeah!

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Hi, rhey mentioned the Multiverse. This could lead to Mile Morales live action. I’m freaking out. That’s all. Also look at how cute my son is,,,,,

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

@rdjsleftleg I know I was bummed but we’ve seen Doctor Strange and Endgame talking about it so I’m still hopeful, I just really want Miles Morales jsksjs

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

[texting]

Peter: hey Mr. Stark, what do you call a cow being trampled by wildebeests?

Peter: a Moofasa

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: why’d you block me

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

[texting]

Peter: ʰᵉʸ ᴹʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵃ ᶜᵒʷ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʳᵃᵐᵖˡᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʷᶦˡᵈᵉᵇᵉᵉˢᵗˢˀ

Peter: ᵃ ᴹᵒᵒᶠᵃˢᵃ

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: ʷʰʸ’ᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏ ᵐᵉ

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Tony: have you been eating enough vegetables

Peter: do the little ones in ramen count?

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Tony: have you been eating enough vegetables

Peter: ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵒⁿᵉˢ ᶦⁿ ʳᵃᵐᵉⁿ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗˀ

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

@Eythra Hey, that’s not true! You’re an amazing person and I care about you, if you ever need anything you can always dm me, even if you don’t want to talk about what’s bothering you, I’ll always be here for you. ❤️

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

May: Tony we’ve lost Peter! Find him!

Tony: what, do you think I put a tracker on him or something?

May:

Tony:

May:

Tony: yeah you’re right one second

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter: hypothetically speaking if I borrowed one of your suits to recreate the carpet scene in aladdin with Ned would you be angry?

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: take mk-50 it has cup holders

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter: ʰʸᵖᵒᵗʰᵉᵗᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵇᵒʳʳᵒʷᵉᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵘᶦᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉᵗ ˢᶜᵉⁿᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵃˡᵃᵈᵈᶦⁿ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᴺᵉᵈ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵍʳʸˀ

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: take mk-50 it has cup holders

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

@ironjeffery01

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter; ᴵ’ᵐ ᵒᵖᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ʳᵉˢᵗᵃᵘʳᵃⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ⁻ᶠᶦˡ⁻ᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏ⁻ᶠᶦˡ⁻ᵃ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍᵃʸˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ

Tony: [already signing a check] keep talking

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter; I’m opening a restaurant and it’s called dick-fil-a and it’s the exact same thing as chick-fil-a but for gays only

Tony: [already signing a check] keep talking

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

for reference

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter: ᴹʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ ˡᵉᵗ’ˢ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳᵎ

Tony: okay kid

Peter: ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢʰᵒᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ⁻

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Peter: Mr. Stark let’s take a photo together!

Tony: okay kid

Peter: why are you taking your shoe off-

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

I’m sad to hear of us losing Spider-Man in the mcu, Tom has done a phenomenal job portraying Peter for the last three years, and Its sad to imagine the mcu without him. Phase 4 won’t be the same without him. I hope they do him justice with a third movie. It’s what he deserves.

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Tony, talking to a villain: you screwed up, big time.

Peter, standing in the back: OH OH OHHH OHHHHHHH

Tony:

The villain:

Peter: MAKE IT COUNT PLAY IT STRAIGHT DONT LOOK BACK DONT HESITATE-

[Peter Parker @incorrrectpeter]

Tony: [talking to a villain] you screwed up, big time.

Peter: [standing in the back] ᴼᴴ ᴼᴴ ᴼᴴᴴᴴ ᴼᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ

Tony:

The villain:

Peter: ᴹᴬᴷᴱ ᴵᵀ ᶜᴼᵁᴺᵀ ᴾᴸᴬʸ ᴵᵀ ˢᵀᴿᴬᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᴸᴼᴼᴷ ᴮᴬᶜᴷ ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᴴᴱˢᴵᵀᴬᵀᴱ⁻