Proposing to her in front of me after Christmas day is like getting her a Valentine's Day card for 50% off the next day and pretending like it's not a big deal.
@comcastcares second call in a half hour about slow internet speeds, and issues with connectivity. the only thing weโre offered is to reset the modem repeatedly. can anyone else HELP or should we just switch service at this point??
14 other spots in the fucking pool for these kids to do stupid fucking flips and they come to the one spot iโm sitting in, soak all my shit. canโt even be mad at them. kids. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS???
when other people go shopping: salad. water. fruit. epitome of heath. when i go shopping: pizza rolls, dino nuggets, ice cream and captain crunch. and i forgot the milk. ๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด #MomImMovingBackIn