✨ Geneva ✨

Destroyer of Cheesesteaks. RetiredModel: Biscuit Modeling

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

@mxmtoon Will you be canceling the Living Arts Center Philadelphia 06/05 due to the three deaths that occurred?

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

I'm only so many years too late on the SnapChat but come check me out! https://t.co/kb9WY28bXL

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Just a casual reminder that you should be playing #WatchDogsLegion.

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Husband: "why is Walmart making lady panties with d!ck holes in them?!"

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Me: what's the worst bad word you've ever thought about saying?
8 year old: Sassy Bitch!

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Oh la la, look at all these goodies for my husband to steal.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Your candidate who was going to defeat ISIS is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Everyday I strive to be Nick Nolte.

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Today is my husband's birthday, somehow I've convinced him that he needed new Xbox/ PlayStation games for me to play.

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

My resume is just a list of things I hope I am never asked to do.

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

I think I've mastered the art of looking constructive...

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

I wish I was fishing...

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Someday we'll all look back on this,
laugh nervously
and then quickly change the subject

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Like I'm the only one who removes the 50% off sticker off their bakery goods, in front of company.

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

Reading some people's political decisions have made me begun question our friendship.

[✨ Geneva ✨ @incredibiscuit]

After last nights argument, I decided to sleep on the couch. To display my dominance in the relationship of course!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I fed my kids popcorn and ice cream for dinner.

The nursing home they put me in better be fucking amazing.