Sarah

(she/her)
Let everything you do be done in love.

[Sarah @incredible_s]

omg did you know that in 2022 you're still not able to have an opinion bc someone else might disagree?!

This dude gives off major "women belong in the kitchen vibes" and I don't fuck with that.

Byeeeee.

[Sarah @incredible_s]

Foo Fighters have been my favorite band since I was 16. Of course I was sad when Taylor passed, but watching this tribute really cements it and it's just 😭. 🖤

[Sarah @incredible_s]

In case anyone was wondering if my sock subscription issue ever got resolved, it didn't. Don't use @SockFancy simply bc their customer service is non-existent.

[Sarah @incredible_s]

I’m attending Womens March’s event, “We WON'T Go Back! Summer of Rage Mass Call” – sign up now to join me! #Womensmarch https://t.co/yFQHEdbg5V

[Sarah @incredible_s]

@BadassImmortal @SockFancy I have considered a civil case, but wanted to try all other options for a resolution first.

[Sarah @incredible_s]

Maybe this will get a response and resolution since they stopped responding to my emails the entire month of June and ignored my cancellation request sent in one of those emails. Redacted my initial sender name as it doxxes private information. @SockFancy

[Sarah @incredible_s]

When I grow up, I wanna be Dolly Parton.

[Sarah @incredible_s]

When you go to get a sandwich meal but they forget your chips so you call to let them know and the manager says "well they were just chips"... Um...you sell sandwiches - chips complete the meal... @Schlotzskys I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed

[Sarah @incredible_s]

@lauravillarreal Girl when my lease ends in Feb, I'm looking at leaving the big cities to buy a house. There's absolutely no way I can afford it on a single income and my rent is more than a mortgage anyway. So backwards. Good luck. You got this!

[Sarah @incredible_s]

Did the alpha males of the world have their monthly meeting and decide to be extra douchey? Jfc the assholes I've encountered today.

[Sarah @incredible_s]

💛 ty

[Sarah @incredible_s]

How has it been 20 years already? We were just kids and I still remember those days as if they were yesterday. I hope you're watching over us. Miss you, J. 🧡

[Sarah @incredible_s]

I love April 1st bc of the birthday month coupons I get emailed. 💁🏻‍♀️🥳

[Sarah @incredible_s]

@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz I would like to put in my application for adoption. I'm a fellow Texan, I'm Hispanic, and I'm nice. 🤞🏻

[Kaitlin Ruiz @Kaitlin_M_Ruiz]

for years my dad has argued that what the world needs is “the travel taco” i.e. a taco with sealed edges to keep all the filling from falling out while you’re on the move. and for years my mom has patiently explained the concept of burritos.

[Sarah @incredible_s]

I don't understand. I keep reading this tweet as if somehow the text will change. I'm heartbroken. 😭

[Sarah @incredible_s]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I definitely don't but thanks to Twitter, I can pretend like I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sarah @incredible_s]

Something I realized this morning - if a straight man is nice to me, I immediately think he wants something from me or I'm in danger.

Yes, it's fucked up.
But don't apologize, just be better.

Don't talk about it, be about it.

Or go fuck yourself. 🙃

[Sarah @incredible_s]

If ya haven't already heard, my stream Twitter has moved! Hit the linktree in bio for all stream related socials.

⚠️ This is your notice that this account will go back to personal tweets. Aka shit might get political - I do live in Texas, after all. 💙

[Sarah @incredible_s]

This would be a dream concert. And right after my birthday. Come onnn...... 😳 How do I make this happen?!