Mrs. Mothman

Konstancja

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

I feel like there was a time in society where this concept would’ve been considered ultra creepy and now it’s being peddled by Kylie Jenner

[David Woodland @davidsven]

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[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

@verythickvajjjj That would be much less depressing hahahaahh

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

Because of my job at redacted I see like dozens of kids names every day and it’s actually harrowing how many people have chosen to name their child Renessmee

[J @verythickvajjjj]

Just met someone in real life named Renessmee girl get the fuck out my face

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

Biggest cultural difference in the UK that I’ll just never understand is parents charging their kids rent like I understand 21+ adults contributing to bills but rent is crazy especially if your mortgage is paid off

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

My favourite podcast changed hosts to someone with a lisp 😔

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

my mum had her identity stolen fro benefit fraud in truly the most obvious case of all time and we’ve had to ask to have it investigated FOUR TIMES AND THEY STILL HAVENT DONE IT so truly what are we even talking about so many innocent people could get FUCKED by this

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Benefit cheats could be stripped of driving licences https://t.co/zJUIgzP3PY

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

I grew up in a town that looked like this and ngl I’d much rather have a well built, affordable, two-bedroom with a balcony than pay £800 for a mould infested room in a flat that’s one half of a terraced house 🤷🏻‍♀️

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

Homelessness ☝️

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

I think if you use reply all to say some shit like “thanks” or “will do” you should be exiled to some kind of gruelling outlook boot camp for the rest of your life

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

I have just now realised that the Japanese house and Japanese breakfast are two different artists like every time one was mentioned I’d assume I had the name wrong before and just kept Mandela effecting myself

[ky @radioful]

Oh no its fine, i just didnt expect it to be white is all

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

Uncut gems is exactly like that episode of always sunny where the whole day is from Frank’s perspective and nothing makes sense

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

They let me into Berghain last night and the big secret is that they just play Flo Rida all night (the average mind cannot handle this)

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

“Big boob ooga ooga” and thus spoke Zarathustra

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Is “Nietzschean” the new “ontological”? Just a word to pepper in at random?

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

I feel like Paul Mescal can’t believe he’s Paul Mescal

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

Looking back on my tweets and creasing bc I did in fact manifest this v successfully that very week 🥹

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

Manifesting friends that ask if I want to hang out just bc they have some free time not bc we planned smth 3 weeks in advance. I miss having friends I could just do life with who know me inside out. I wanna run errands together.

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

If I see one more American celebrity post a nonsense ig post about how their heart goes out to Palestine but also Jewish people bc they cannot get through their thick skulls that being anti Israel doesn’t fucking equal being anti-semitic I’m gonna jump off the face of the earth

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

I’ve started regularly using the word freak recently and it has done wonders for my mental health. Sometimes you don’t have to try so hard to be understanding, sometimes people are just freaks, freakazoids, freaks of the week and that’s just that.

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

So me

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

We still need cigarettes that aren’t unhealthy. Vapes aren’t cutting it. Science, please don’t give up!

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

The first time someone took me to an evangelical church I realised that most Christians are in fact victims of this bc ppl would just put their hands up and sob any time the singer belted.

[Mrs. Mothman @incrediblugh]

I love the jonas brothers ❤️😎🤘