Indy Confetti

#resist Fan. Dreamer. Lover. Room Escaper. Milk Consumer. Snooze Button Presser.

[Indy Confetti @indddyconfetti]

@HeardleDecades Hi Martin! My family plays heardle games together every night and we have for two years now. We have loved watching the game grow! Thank you!
Our request: It seems you do a lot of 70s and earlier country music, but we love country from 80s-00s. More please?

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"Everybody comes in here. They probably make like $100 a month."
-Lily (with no concept of finances)

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Forgot to tweet a few weeks ago when Laila said, "Celery looks like it would be good, but when you bite into it, it tastes like it has a bad attitude."

[Charlie @CharlieeeWhite]

So @indddyconfetti accidentally convinced me Oprah was dead last night.

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You are a joke, @Ticketmaster and I hope you go bankrupt for failing to provide a real way to get tickets into the hands of actual fans. I've been an Ed Sheeran fan since his first release 12 years ago and can't get tickets because my account isn't verified via your bogus system.

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I hope Ryan Ross is doing well.

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Happy birthday, @kellyclarkson, @tysonritter, @travisrclark and everyone else ever.

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@deanjohnsonuk Glinda and Fiyero
Thomas Jefferson
Roxie Hart
Cinderella's Prince and Rapunzel's Prince
Hans
Duke de Monroth
Agatha Trunchbull
Jamie Wellerstein
Hades
Barry Glickman
Signor Pirelli

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@_hotdogwater_xo @DerekSanders Best two pieces of advice I've been given when I've been in a bad place: 1, Everything comes to pass; it does not come to stay. Wait. And 2, There's nothing that breathing- just breathing- can't get you through to the other side of.
Best of luck to you. 💜

[Indy Confetti @indddyconfetti]

Sometimes I think of ways I would start chapters of my memoir.
"So I got an apple out of the fridge. It was next to the cup of worms."

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#rubberducklife

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Black Widow doesn't get enough credit.

The film, but also the character.

Conversely, the spider gets too much credit.

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"If I'da caught him, I'da pulled him up by his suspenders and popped the luck outta him."

-mudd

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PETITION TO STOP LOSING RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL.

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"That was literally a sticker... that you just ate."
-Wende to Alto

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She's right. I can't.

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

Name a better combo than garlic + bread, I dare you

[Indy Confetti @indddyconfetti]

Mouse in the dash.

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A man will get offended if his fiancée doesn't wanna take his last name, but will get even more offended if she suggests he take hers.

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Hot Take(?): People who dislike Steve Rogers are those with no interest in taking the moral high ground.
(And I don't trust you.)

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And I was catching my breath
Staring out an open window
Catching my death
And I couldn't be sure
I had a feeling so peculiar
That this pain would be for
Evermore