Dirty Confessions

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@_lmskinner CAUSE YOU DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKKKK

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Can we just skip the small talk and get down to the fun business?

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I just wanna see you naked. Bad.

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Everytime I'm drunk I get so horny.

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Road head has you going 35 on the highway 😂

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You might be good with your hands butttt . . . My my mouthh does wonderss. 

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EATT DATTT PUSSAAYYY!

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If you screenshot my snapchats, we probably won't be snapchatting anymore.

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And on the 7th day, god created yoga pants.

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If he texts you first thing in the morning, he is a keeper.

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If she texts you anytime after midnight, she wants the D.

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Spoil her, treat her like a queen. She will repay you in the bedroom. 👌

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Eat her for dinner. 😏

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Treat her good, fuck her better.

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Ladies if your man watching porn he is not cheating! Instead of getting mad, try and watch it with him. (;

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You're automatically hotter if you're not clingy.

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I have a relationship with Netflix.

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I woke up horny this morning.. I guess that's a good start to the day?

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Take control. Women love it.

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I'm even a little censored on here. My mind is a fucking amusement park for naughty thoughts.