Dee

Vet med, 90% of my bloodstream is iced coffee, I'd rather hold your dog than your baby

[Dee @indee_91]

*slowly exhales all oxygen in my body*

[Sim ひ @simeont_]

Tattoos are the only pain I wanna feel this year!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

[Dee @indee_91]

Normalize running 5 minutes late to make your iced coffee if it’s the only thing keeping you alive

[Dee @indee_91]

Hot tip. If you get a ✨special stain✨ on your favorite suede boots, rubbing alcohol and a toothbrush will lift that baby right out.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

every time you get a new therapist you have to do a “previously on” of your entire life. absolutely dreading having to sum up 26 years worth of drama

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

it’s so silly that like 10 minutes of sunshine dramatically changes our mood. go sit outside, eat sun, silly little plant

[Dee @indee_91]

I’ll be honest, the main part of polyamory that sucks is when your partner’s other partner is immature and can’t be held accountable for their own actions and choices

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

are my feelings true or are they anxiety, a tragic tormented memoir

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“would u survive the apocalypse?” no I hurt my back existing today

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“are u ok?” of course not next question

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

jarring to know that some people in their 20s are therapists

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

my mental illnesses didn’t get the memo that i’m carefree and easy going and fun

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“mental illness,” or, as your father calls it, “a weird mood huh”

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do your tattoos mean?” bold of you to assume anything i do has meaning

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

I’ll stop putting “lol” at the end of my sentences when my life stops being a joke lol

[i.lehlani 🥀 @two5yne]

I’m real heavy on affection and reassurance. I have to feel and know I’m loved.