Not Shaan Sharma

Just your average indian bitch

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

A decade has passed since The Game’s greatest prank: http://t.co/PqhwrdzKVp

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@_bbol gti

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IM BACK BITCHACHOS!

[MLB GIFS @MLBGIFs]

That @BusterPosey swing. It's a thing of beauty. #NLCS http://t.co/ECSICMGbNR

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Happy Birthday to me

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@_jordyncole_ hook me up with your friends, i dont care who

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1st pick at a 3-way would defiantly be the Jaramellos

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If my younger brother can pull a white girl then why cant I? @_jordyncole_

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Solid game...unfortunatly didnt end with that big of a bang😠

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Why don't white girls like me?? What's wrong with a little brown sugar😉

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Ready for takeoff

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When bae says she wants you to be more cultural

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Just another day trying to blend in

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You know.. I'm tired of all these terrorist jokes! One more joke I hear I think I might blow up!!! Oh... Wait

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WHY DO PEOPLE RUN FROM ME!?!?! I DONT HAVE EBOLA!!!!

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Gonna open my own curry shop soon...SharmaSpices or FlavorsofIndia?????

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Getting a new phone...MetroPCS or Sprint?

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I dress hella classy...so if I'm off one day its either cuz airport security are mean or I just had some bad curry

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She's a 8th grader? Eh who cares #desperateshaan