Indian Clown

Joke of the day: I'm Indian. But I'm not corrupted.

[Naveen Kukreja @NaveenRKukreja]

@piersmorgan any1 ever tweeted?
"11 Cricket World Cups,
not a single win,
who invented this sport?
Shame on you England!"
No!
That's not us!

[The Desi Stuff @TheDesiStuff]

Who will win the match today? #IndVsPak

[The Desi Stuff @TheDesiStuff]

Thought Of The Day!

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Big boss chahte sab mere tweet retweet kare. 🔁

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

लगता है राज बब्बर के घर में 12₹ प्लेट वाला खाना मिलना बंद हो गया है.
तभी उसका बेटा Arya Babbar बिग बॉस में पहुँच गया फ्री की खाने के लिये!

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Breaking news: Madhuri Dixit is no more 😭

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

आज के दौर में

आदमी ही आदमी का रास्ता काट रहा है,🐾
🐾बिल्लियाँ तो बेचारी बेरोज़गार बैठी है..!!

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

If Rahul Gandhi becomes PM and delivers such speeches from the Red Fort, it could be renamed LOL Quila..

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

The biggest mistake of Rahul Gandhi is, He think that the all Indians are Rahul Gandhi. #Pappu

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Bbm is like the 'ex' everyone claims to have moved on from ... But the moment it's 'available' everyone went running back :

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Enough of your bbm pin, please share your ATM pin now!

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Me to sabjiwala: 2kg tamatar dena.
Aunty1 to Aunty 2: Ladka acche ghar ka lagta hai, Sweety ke liye theek rehaga.

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Vodafone > Idea > Reliance > BSNL > 2 cans with a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Airtel

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

See the irony, Mr. Owaisi. You abused Ram, and now 2 Ram's are here to SAVE you. Your lawyers - DV Sita'Ram' Murti and 'Ram' Chandra Rao. :)

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

LAZINESS is the mother of all Bad Habits!! But ultimately she is a Mother and we should respect her.

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Give 5 years to Narendra Modi, he will make Gujarat like Singapore. Give 5 years to Sharad Pawar, he will buy a Singapore.

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Q: Which was the biggest SEX change operation done in #Mumbai? A: Queen Victioria Terminus became Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus..

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

After Sunburn Delhi, coming soon Moonburn for Gujju's - it's called 'Navratri'.

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

#ILoveADonutWith another piece of donut. Now,

[Indian Clown @indianclown]

Dialogue of last century:
Mere Paas Maa Hai...

Dialogue of this century:
Mere Paas Saasu Maa Hai... - Robert Vadra