Ketu

India is a big con!

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

TOI Edit I #AIBRoast - Democracy cannot survive if we ban humour and comedy http://t.co/U38taUeb3t

[All India Bakchod @AllIndiaBakchod]

The #AIBKnockout of @arjunk26 and @RanveerOfficial https://t.co/1eWbVwQeXy

[Ketu @indiancon]

If you had the opportunity to fart on someone's face who would it be?

[blue FROG @theblueFROG]

Ever felt this way?

[Ketu @indiancon]

Never control ur emotions! Let it flow... Let it flow

[Ketu @indiancon]

I never use Indian condoms.... They fucking break n ur the one who gets screwed!

[Ketu @indiancon]

I don't talk to my Bae on the phone all night... Fucking I'll get brain cancer coz of her #fuckher #hardtruth

[Ketu @indiancon]

Had to pee in the sea... Fuck the excretory system!!

[Ketu @indiancon]

Home is where I live!

[Ketu @indiancon]

Eat tweet sleep repeat.

[Ketu @indiancon]

Jaise biscuit chai mein ghul jati hai waise apne desh mein ghul jao.. Be A part of this nation. Be the change #hardtruth

[Ketu @indiancon]

You have to celebrate and be a part of this nation. #hardtruth

[Ketu @indiancon]

Waiting for my Saturday session!

[Ketu @indiancon]

Life sucks bhenchod!

[Ketu @indiancon]

Some use drugs some use bottles... I relieve stress by twisting throttles

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Terry Balsamo, guitarist for the band Evanescence, gave himself a stroke by head-banging too hard onstage.

[Anjum Cheval @JumJum_02]

Pouring fresh lime soda from High Point over your head @kuku_05 :P #BecauseBeeIsNotOnTwitter #foodfight @burrp

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

People are familiar with @thekiranbedi's name not just in Delhi but across India: @arunjaitley

[Lizy Dsouza @Lizy_dsouza]

.@ceetee some starbucks americano at ya! its the colour of your soul @burrp
#foodfight

[Ketu @indiancon]

Acid just kicked in... #dopescenes