Mom asks Dad if he would want her to add sugar or salt to the oats for breakfast. And, dad replies with a straight face - "This is exactly like asking the guy who is going to sit on the electric chair if he would want AC or DC current."
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I asked my dad how he felt about turning 60 soon and he said unfazed - “You know what else is a big number? 59! You’d think turning 60 would upset me, but I am all maxed out!” #DadQuotes