The Working Indian

No blowjob, no handjob.
Only desk job.

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Ganpati bappa morya?

No man, as far as I remember Ganpati bappa haathi ya.

#Sorry #GaneshChaturthi #DontVisarjanMe

[The Working Indian @indianofficeman]

I used to think I wasn't religious, until #GaneshChaturthi occurred on a Monday.

[The Working Indian @indianofficeman]

Coming to work despite running a fever because I'm broke involves having garam samosa for lunch. Not as garam as me though. #uthale

[The Working Indian @indianofficeman]

Coming in to late to office due to Oscars is not cool, but IIFA ke baad full day off because Riteish Deshmukh naacha yaar come on please.

[The Working Indian @indianofficeman]

Friend: Come on Bobby let's go party

Me: Haan rent ke paise tere iklaute baap ko bechke laoon na main?

[The Working Indian @indianofficeman]

My boss thinks I should win an Oscar because beemar hone ki acting badi achhi kar leta hai tu, aur kya naatak laga rakha hai?! #Oscars2016