Singapore Indian

Celebrating everything Indian from the Little Red Dot! If you're a sensitive Indian, get the hell out!

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

i saw a bunch of indian kids (local of course) at citylink mall the other day talking about beating up someone. well done kiddos.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

alexandra canal to be expanded. who else wants their canal to be expanded?

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

back from my holidays in the maldives! woohoo!

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

all indians would have been subjected to a racist remark at some point of time in their lives.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

a singapore indian, at some point in life, would have been friends with someone who took part in a retarded indian dance competition.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

today is the cook curry day, enjoy ur curries folks. we're brewing some hot chicken curry here.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

@Rubenee the election is on a weekend, you have to take time off?

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Enjoy your curry today.

Funny how curry is used as a 发客优 statement against those who don't want to assimilate.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

About one in every 4 million lobsters is born with a rare genetic defect that turns it blue. One in every 30 million is yellow.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

the sun is actually a very fat indian girl. why? because only fat indian girls are hot, according to themselves. *cough*

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

"dey she was looking at me da! she was checking me out da!" says the deluded indian dude. notice deluded and dude almost seems to rhyme?

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

"mess with me and i will be your biggest nightmare!" is every typical singapore indian bitch's favourite quote on fb. not kidding.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

singapore indian mothers are the most annoying things on earth, after justin bieber.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

when indian parents say they will whack you, they are not joking.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

You are not really Indian when you would actually compromise to cook curry when ur PRC neighbours are not around.

[Singapore Indian @IndianSg]

a beach party for Indians at the end of the year: BlackOut!