Poor Ajit Anjum 😂
Ajit: You just arrived? Where did you come from?
Man: I came from Haryana.
Ajit: You came at 12 midnight. Why?
Man: I came after having dinner.
Ajit: Were you here this afternoon too?
Man: No. This is my first time here.
Ajit: Then why did you come all the way from Gurgaon at 12 midnight?
Man: To have dinner at Chandni Chowk.
😂😂😂😂andni Chowk.
Multiple spillway gates of the Salal Dam in Reasi opened following a sharp rise in water inflow into Chenab River after heavy rainfall in upper catchment areas.
Aaj Bhikhariyon ki laggne wali hai. Aaj paani hi paani hoga...dubne ke liye😂😂
ఒక తెలంగాణ బిడ్డ గా చెప్తున్నా.
మనం తెలంగాణ తెచ్చుకున్నాక నేన్ అయితే హైదరాబాద్ ఒక్కటే కాకుండ వరంగల్, కరీంనగర్ ఇంకా నిజామాబాద్ లాంటి జిల్లాల కి ప్రాధాన్యత ఇచ్చి బాగా అభివృద్ధి చేస్కుంటాం అనుకున్నా కానీ అదీ యెక్కడ కన్పిస్తాలేదు.
యందుకో జర చెప్పుర్రి
Hello galiwali @SupriyaShrinate ma’am
Hello Sheila Dikshit’s chaprasi @Pawankhera
Hello 10 Janpath doormat @Jairam_Ramesh
Who's this kid SorryMan Raul is seen with during his private foreign trips? Care to explain? He's our LoP, after all.
#WATCH | Mumbai: On winning Best Debut Director award for 'Swatantrya Veer Savarkar' at the 72nd National Film Awards, Actor-filmmaker Randeep Hooda says, "I am very grateful. I put in a lot of hard work. Through this project, I had the opportunity to bring the biography and ideas of Swatantra Veer Savarkar to the new generation. I worked very hard on it; I handled the acting, writing, and direction, and finally, I produced it as well. So, I am very grateful."
If FCRA bill is passed in the parliament,
More than 55% NGO'S who are known to fund anti India activities will get closed.
Sonam Wangchuk has two NGO'S.
This is so shameful: Self-proclaimed Gandhi of 2026, @Wangchuk66 demands heavy money (upto 20 lakhs) from students for a one-hour speech...
This shows how much he cares about students....
India launched a private rocket, a hydrogent train, a barrier free expressway, three war ships, new long range missiles & misside defence shield, won Physics Olympics gold medals, Quantum communication, virtual magnet motor & fast breeder reactor just to divert attention from Jantar Mantar protest. What a terrible country 😡
that 1% of route which was not electrified by the government is because of this reason !
I also think giving public an option to choose is so based &
India is the only country which thinks about green energy and has actually thinks about environment unlike germany..
सोनम वांगचुक का स्वास्थ्य ख़राब था उनको हॉस्पिटल ले जाया गया तो लोकतंत्र ख़त्म
और कल ही पंजाब में सैलरी मांगने पर केजरीवाल जी ने लाठीचार्ज कर दिया - वो शानदार
स���़कों पर ही क़ानून बनेंगे तो पार्लियामेंट बंद कर दें - चिदंबरम
अन्ना हज़ारे का भूख हड़ताल लोकतांत्रिक व्यवस्था को कमजोर करने वाला कदम - राहुल गांधी
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Hello Bhikharis, remember Pulwama? You had laughed your hearts out. Now Deja Vu moment for you!
Baloch Liberation Army carries out DEADLY AMBUSH in Mastung, Balochistan, ki££ing 45 Pakistani soldiers.
Believe me, Bhikharis. I'm not laughing🤭