India Shea

stress-caramelizing onions as we speak

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

No no, call me by MY name

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

Carl quoting Japanese philosophy A WOMAN WROTE HIM I swear #loveislandfinale

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

why I didn’t answer your last email:

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

nothing can hurt me, because I’m eating my little salad on the bus.

just me and the bus salad.

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

Since I no longer care about this app even slightly but care about Aubrey Plaza a LOT

I entered the Danny and the Deep Blue Sea Lottery for $20 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/EZTrNAE5hP

[The OOB Festival @OOBFestival]

We're closing out our evening with these wonderful short plays: Bonefruit by @polyethylenes, Natalie Wood Was Not Puerto Rican by Matt Barbot, What We Talk About When We Talk About The Homeless by Adi Eshman and A Sprinkle of Grace by @cindereric!

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

Adrienne knows what it takes for me to show the hell up to my mat today

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

gosh those dappled white pigeons are so cute and different, go off dove queen edge lord, u saintly little winged rats

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

she tomorrow on my tomorrow and my tomorrow til I crept in this petty pace if you know what I mean

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

@KNBR shepherd

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

Don Draper would call me a slur but we like what we like I guess

[Emma Dudley @captainEmdud]

Yeah I can definitely get that to you before May 1st

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

just matched with my old camp counselor on hinge and completely unrelated I will be jumping into the Hudson

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

the L train gives they/she pronouns

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

capitalism is a criminal scam but I also want these silly boots so much

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

no one has ever taken news harder than @beth_slade_ when I told her that Ezekiel Bread has gluten in it

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

hot people practice crying on cue on the 2 train

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

four tickets to barbie please

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

new era: mad that I have friends who care about me and want to see me

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

realized I cannot respond to texts because I simply lack reading comprehension skills - no child left behind my ASS

[India Shea @indiasheaa]

in the Twilight universe vampires cannot grow hair, so I would like to posit that the Cullens have a large wig collection and possibly a big room for their wigs to live in. open to notes, but as of now the “wigk-in closet” is canon in my brain and emotionally true in my heart